Work sucks!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by alz, Mar 1, 2010.

  1. alz

    alz compress to impress

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2007
    Messages:
    2,533
    Likes Received:
    63
    Location:
    Oxford
    My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the ppl I work with:

    First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she is pretty fucking hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

    The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she is a lesbain, every time we drive by Ikea she moans like she is creaming her pants.

    Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE fUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King. Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
     
    Gloxxy and Teddy like this.
  2. DaDarkSide09

    DaDarkSide09 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2009
    Messages:
    174
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Bournemouth
    Nice one, took me until almost the end to work it out. Scooby FTW!

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2009
    Messages:
    8,128
    Likes Received:
    1,343
    Location:
    Cardiff
    lol i didnt even figure it out til you posted haha, definitely need to get some kip!
    thats pretty darn clever though haha
     
  4. damion.clarke

    damion.clarke Member

    Joined:
    May 15, 2007
    Messages:
    95
    Likes Received:
    0
    u got me...i woz jus about to ask wot kind of job do u do lol
     
  5. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2007
    Messages:
    4,682
    Likes Received:
    361
    Location:
    Ipswich
  6. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2009
    Messages:
    1,641
    Likes Received:
    59
    Hah I liked that.
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2008
    Messages:
    7,158
    Likes Received:
    298
    Location:
    Liverpool, United Kingdom
    goos stuff...haha, i was bout to type what the fuck do u do man?
     
  8. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2003
    Messages:
    18,698
    Likes Received:
    1,944
    Location:
    Watford
    Ahahaha excellent

    :D
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2006
    Messages:
    6,208
    Likes Received:
    10
    :applause: ri roved rit
     
  10. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2009
    Messages:
    3,839
    Likes Received:
    8
  11. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2008
    Messages:
    8,776
    Likes Received:
    1,795
    Location:
    STN
    brilliant fred!
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2002
    Messages:
    10,547
    Likes Received:
    2,521
    Location:
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    haha excellent
     
  13. motion audio

    motion audio Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2007
    Messages:
    1,150
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Northampton
  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    16,333
    Likes Received:
    2,089
    quality! didn't realise till the end (y)
     
  15. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    Messages:
    5,497
    Likes Received:
    92
    Location:
    northern germany
    yeah, didnt get it aswell.. :D
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    6,165
    Likes Received:
    952
    Location:
    TUT' MINES
    Rood rork ralz
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2008
    Messages:
    9,507
    Likes Received:
    298
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2009
    Messages:
    5,589
    Likes Received:
    948
    Location:
    London/Sheffield
    i will bang the supermodel one if that helps? :teeth:
     
  19. vicious-beats

    vicious-beats Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2009
    Messages:
    161
    Likes Received:
    0
    Loved it, thought it was real and was laughing like an idiot at "I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts."