Women would rather read a book than fukk their husbands

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  1. Claus601

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    According to a recent study by iVillage, less than half of wedded women married the person who was the best sex of their lives (52 percent say that was an ex.) In fact, 66 percent would rather read a book, watch a movie or take a nap than sleep with a spouse.

    Amanda Chatel, a 33-year-old writer from the East Village, says, “With the men I’ve loved, the sex has been good, sometimes great, but never ‘best.’ It’s resulted in many orgasms and was fun but, comparatively speaking, it didn’t have that intensity that comes with the ‘best’ sex.

    “I knew [my best sex partner] was temporary, and so the great sex was the best because the sex was the relationship,” she adds. “We didn’t have to invest in anything else.”

    Chatel also admits, “We tend to remember things better than they actually were because we no longer have them.”

    That might explain why such a variety of women recall having passionate sex in the hallway of someone’s apartment, but forget that they had to have sex in the hallway because he had four roommates and slept on a futon.

    A 36-year-old marketing executive from Chelsea we’ll call Abby says that “what makes sex incredible, or places it into the range of ‘best sex’, is an element of danger. There’s an element of disobedience . . . that elicits a feeling of carnal desperation. [That feeling is often provoked by] the guy who you shouldn’t be with versus the one that you marry.”

    And Noel Biderman, CEO of Ashley Madison, the site that promotes extramarital affairs, claims that the best sex is defined as something that, for many, encompasses “danger, newness and fantasy fulfillment.”

    That’s only sensible. While feelings of danger might be thrilling while you’re having carnal knowledge in an abandoned alleyway, they’re not so great when you have to get kids ready for school.

    Sex therapist Sari Cooper says many women come to her troubled that their husbands aren’t ideal sexual partners.

    “Your best sexual relationship has likely been with the person who was most unstable and most volatile, but was very passionate,” Cooper says. “That’s like riding a roller coaster. That’s passion. But if you have a family, riding a roller coaster isn’t that great for kids.”

    If that’s the case, you have to find someone where the relationship is more of a gentle carousel motion. No kids ever got sick from that.

    A 36-year-old actress from Greenpoint, Brooklyn, we’ll call Jane says sex with her husband “is not, overall, the hottest sex of my life. But I wouldn’t trade it for a second to have the giver of the hottest sex be my life partner!”
     
  2. Moskit

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    These women have obviously never hatefucked then, hatefucking is a version of make-up fucking, but you haven't made up yet.

    Married bitches love hatefucking, like with most women though, they erase that slut shit from their memories, the awful stuff that makes them feel like a cheap whore.

    Also, I would hazard a guess that this is a white bitches survey, its sure sounds like a white bitch survey.

    Marriage is all about eating ass, anal & sucking each other off, boring straight forward vag sex goes out the window as soon as you have kids.

    :slick:
     
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    I like getting sucked off through my slacks
     
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    I like boring straight forward vag sex :lol:
     
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    In your dungeon, then skin them and plaster them on the walls. Just straightforward sex though
     
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    its all about the faithful choke and stroke, who needs wimins when you have class a through to c's, a sturdy Ethernet cable and a door knob!

    ps. this is defo white whores taking the surevey


    pps. oh shit waddup!!!
     
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    * knocks at moskits door during work hours *
     
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