Woman bites off lover's penis in car crash

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16608486

    A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car.

    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work.

    The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

    To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI.

    The investigator was quoted by Star Online as saying minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood.

    The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis.
     
  2. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol what a story! horny doggers get there commupance!!
     
  4. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Fuck lol. I wonder if the wife filed for divorce?
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    the wife probably had enough laughs! she wouldnt exactly have to get revenge now!
     
  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I rekon, he's got no dick now!
     
  7. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    I was gonna say not only was he cheating but he hasn't got a dick either lol.
     
  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol he can blend in with the other lady boys of that region!
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I see it went the way of the "Bobbit"
     
  10. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i think the wifes gutted, cos she wanted to bite his dick off for cheating on her.
     
  11. bekah-bassline

    bekah-bassline C U Next Tuesday...

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    aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha best thing i've read all day.