Wimbledon.

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    who's got money on who?

    is Andy Murray gonna do it?

    is tennis bollox and you dont care?

    is big Rog gonna beat sampras's major record?

    what fanny is there in the womens championship?

    would andy murray winning wimbledon be as big as england winning the ashes?

    summer is ace.
     
  2. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    Don't give a fuck tennis is bollocks is my main point.
    What fanny is in the womens and will they b grunting and screaming
    Murray won't win
     
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    Yeah, tennis is not my cup of tea so couldn't give a hoot really
     
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  5. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, looking forward to it.

    Don't watch Tennis, but always try and catch some Wimbledon.

    Nobody seems to care it about ti anymore. A few years ago everyone was buzzing for it.
     
  6. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    When does it start? Tennis girls turn me the fuck on I wanna bag myself a russian tennis player
     
  7. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    U surprised me. I honestly thought u were a girl for some reason. No offence
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Todaaaaaaaaaay.
     
  9. djhektikz

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    anna kournikova would get shagged everywhere!

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  10. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I'd love to see murray do it... hes got every chance... especially now theres no nadal.
    But federer... well need i say more.
     
  11. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    i hate this time of year, all the cunts who think they are posh come and try and get sum tennis action, going to or through wimbledon is a waste of time when they are out n about, only bonus is seeing thier faces as it starts to rain
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'd love to get raped by the Williams sisters, proper crying & traumatised, break my dick & give me a good kicking afterwards.

    It would be worth it.
     
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    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Maybe im lesbian?

    edit- I'm not...
     
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  15. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I think Kournikovas retired now, shame. Still some decent Eastern European talent coming through the ranks, hopefully someone can come with pics.

    Hope Murray doesn't win, Scottish wanker. My mate knows his little slut of a bird.
     
  16. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Not a tennis an but do sometimes watch wimbledon
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    FUCK TENNIS.
     
  18. Prospekt

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    FUCKING LOL.

    That gave me a major chuckle. Sig-worthy business right there sir. :applause:
     
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    Vicious little cunts. Especially this time of year. I think june/july time is their mating season. Madame sholet usually gets rinsed whilst bulgaria watches and strums himself off as he's a bit too old and just fires dust now.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I think you'll find Brofski beat you to it lol!

    I feel all warm inside.

    :gang_bang