wierdest place youve had a wank?

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  1. bigdave1992

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    just seen this in another thread...

    and thought people must of had wanks in random places,

    for me ive had some random wanks:

    thorpe park toilets,
    on a great western train down to london, i thought fuck it, im bored,
    in a sceince lesson, but that was me getting a handjob from this girl,
    and i think the wierdest place, has to be my grandads bedroom as he got sky with all them mad playboy and red hot channels!

    when you need one you just need one init!
     
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    This guy I know was at a party and when it had finished and everybody had fallen to sleep he decided to have a wank, he came in his hand and wondered what to do with it. So he threw it at another guys face.
     
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    Matty's bedroom. I'm not shy.
     
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    I had a wank at the last ram, i was cock rubbing against jmz alex matty alex chloe and dave thats why i went blurry in fit of orgasmic lub lub
     
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    Not on a webcam with my finger up my ass thats for sure.
     
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    wen i was at school was had been sent to sit in this little room nextdoor to the deputy head and my purple headed womb ferret started throbin so i had let him explode
     
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    Let me get this right you and the Deputy Head had a group wank you should notify the authorities its not right what he done to you no matter what he says.
     
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    but he gave me cookies
     
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    your sig man, ive been laughin since u posted
     
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    yea same here!hahaha
    wat the fuck!
     
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    back of a bus on the way to work, was the first bus n was empty as so thought fuck it, lets just say it mita been a bit slippy at the back of the bus hahaha
     
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    DANGERWANK FTW
     
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    in the toilets on the second from top floor in the Empire State Building

    in an British Airways toilet en route to Shanghai
     
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    Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
     
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    Not having a wank, but was jacked off in one of those public photo booths in a station.
     
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    Has anyone ever fucked anything strange eg settee, teddy bear, melon