Why the hell does this happen

ONSLAUGHT88

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So I go to make a cup of tea and I Pour the milk in and it's gone all lumpy, I bought the milk yesterday and its best before date is the 20th August? It tastes and smells fine too?

Want a tea so bad too haha
 

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bull shit more like, bet that milk has been on the top shelf for weeks, smells like the inside of a prosthetic leg and is lumpier then the queens stockings, get it into ya my son.
 

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have a cuppa without milk?

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go buy more milk?
 

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youre acting like a bunch of bitches, its tea, drink it or dont drink it or stick a spear in your head it doesnt fucking matter
 

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Black tea is a no no I'm afraid, and there were no shops open at midnight last night. Crisis over now, got a lovely pint of blue top.

youre acting like a bunch of bitches, its tea, drink it or dont drink it or stick a spear in your head it doesnt fucking matter
Were British, we're allowed to act like bitches about tea.
 

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sounds like ur fridge is too cold and the milk froze a lil.

as for black tea, its ok to drink. tea wiv milk is alot nicer tho..

tea with no sugar is fuckin mank.
 

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lool the milk froze a little? no way..

yeah thats not right there should be a phoneline for that kind of thing... maybe you left the door open?
 
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