WHY THE FU**ERY..

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Phat_Sam, May 5, 2013.

  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    OK this is ridiculous but still.... I'm so fucking pissed off... my ex turns up at an evening for all my old mates "and me". I'm irate... what do I do about it other than just get annoyed

    Hello PATHETIC....
     
  2. herojuana

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    shit in her cunt.
     
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    Tell her how pig ugly and fat shes got since you last saw her and how you have made 500 new friends on facebook since she left.
     
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    just sit in the corner of the room and throw poo at her...
     
  5. danwell

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    kiss her, or someone else.. kiss me
     
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    Walk up to her with a life like blow up doll modelled in her likness and tell her you still have feelings for her. Then put on lipstick, cluth your handbag and finger your bum.
     
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    approach her and make conversation

    after a good bit of conversing

    tell her she looks like shit or something more fitting; given you know her and your mind may be a bit more imaginative

    reckon that'll ruin her night
     
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    Bark at her x
     
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    Carry sacks of bark at all times, shoot from the hip and always look for cover, unload sacks of bark once the said person is killed, plant a tree and make a small shrine run away and start a new life as a binman
     
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    change your name to binmanjim too
     
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    When you guys go out, manage to hook up with at least two randoms that night.

    She'll come crawling back, but you'll have two other plans to attend to ;)
     
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    A cunt punt isn't a bad idea either tbh
     
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    fuck her outside.. steal her undies.. leave her in gutter.

    go back inside to mates and show them how awesome you are.
     
  14. Gumby

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    dude- who the fuck invited her???!!!
     
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    she turned up uninvited

    usual women trick,

    she wants to fuck one of fat sam's mates.. so she can have one over him.. cos shes a stupid spoiled whore.
     
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    Invite more girls. especially ex's. get drunk. get sexual with dance. tease bitches. cause a fight. film it. youtube. first billion watched video.

    reap reward 4 years later when ch4 put it on Rudetube.
     
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    Act like a man, it works.
     
  18. Phat_Sam

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    Haha. This is what I wondered... Did all of the above... unfortunately my trial is now in two weeks.


    Think it was the bark episode...
     
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  20. Phat_Sam

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    :word: OP is a fag