WHY PARENTS DRINK

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  1. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    WHY PARENTS DRINK

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
    bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
    Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
    was addressed to 'Dad.'
    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
    hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
    and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
    But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
    tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
    woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
    of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
    hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
    other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
    better. She deserves it.

    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
    know your grandchildren.

    Love,

    Your Son Cody,


    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
    card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.

    Call me when it's safe to come home.
     
  2. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    hahahahaha, nice

    "In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
    better. She deserves it."

    :teeth: :teeth: hahahaha
     
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    haha nice one
     
  4. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    thats proper jokes!!
     
  5. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Ha Ha I might have to give that a try one day lol.
     
  6. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Hahaha that is well good man, quality shit ahah!
     
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    mansell husk basically*

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    basketballjones aka Zap Brannigan

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    That was one of the coolest things i've read in quite some time- thanks for posting!!
     
  10. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    i actually lol'ed
     
  11. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it was pretty funny
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Troll in the making. Top work/