why is there always fluff in my belly button?

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how does it get there?

    who puts it there?

    why me?
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    when i was a young chap.

    i was informed the belly button was a hole for squirting tommy k to dip your chips in when ure laid down.

    i remember once, being about 8. my mum bought a mc donalds for me.. rare 'ive been good' occasion.

    so picture her face, opens my bedroom door to check im enjoying it... to find me laid on my bunk bed watching rug rats, maccys fries in one hand. belly button full of ketchup , dunking away like a boss

    brool story crow ?
     
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  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    did your dog like ketchup?
     
  4. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I never have ketchup with McDonald's, bbq sauce if i'm having nuggets, or sweet and sour.
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Maccys D's Sweet and Sour sauce is THE ONE!!!
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    mac donalds is dirty

    :sick:
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Stop wearing cardigans
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've heard washing once in a blue moon helps... :teeth:
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    whens the next blue moon?
     
  10. Forau

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    This person who informed you of the belly buttons true purpose, did they also mention not to do this if you suffer from the affliction that is belly button fluff?
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    wot if u have an outie?

    no ketchup gunna go in there.. or fluff!
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Dont be silly, outies arent real.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    if you have an outie youre a hideously disfigured freak and should be put to death. way brool ewoks. not sure what to tell you michael, in one week i think.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:

    one week yo say.. shiit. i need to prepare. get mahself a tub. and some running water.

    water is the key to a good wash you know.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    nvm
     
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  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    jeez man, re size that pic!

    mah internet can't handle that shit.

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    sweet. explain the pic. in 7 words. using cockface as one of the words.
     
  17. Gumby

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    bathing to remove the fluff is a myth. the fluff gets there when you dry yourself with your towel after bathing!

    ITS A TRAP!
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    listen Admiral. i know your wise n shit.

    but that shit don't make sence.

    my towel aint got no fluff on it. no towel has fluff. do u know what a towel is?

    u a liar.

    a damn liar.
     
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ld-Records-collecting-belly-button-fluff.html

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  20. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    tees n tops. i always get more when i rock new garms.