Why is the human rectum so long?

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  1. kama

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    It's room for all those suppressed childhood memories of course.
     
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    whats going on in this thread. hey do you think justin bieber sprays his dna over the ladies when hes in paris, france
     
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    Are you sure it is not Paris, Iowa.
     
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    Why am i tagged in this thread?

    I'm not here to here to explain rectums, i'm here to plunder & violate them.

    Pussyclaat...
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. the answer can only be that it correlates with dick size.

    violate i get, but plunder? who does that, i mean really
     
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    You're a viking, your lot invented that shit...

    Work it out without having to two strap too many millets rucksacks.

    IN YOUR EYES.
     
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    [MENTION=44851]Moskit[/MENTION]

    Rectum Cancer

    over.
     
  10. logikz

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    Haha Ivan that link ends with 'the-raping'. Not sure if click tbh. Dead give away. Or so it would seem. Hey is it true that in China they throw away their daughters. Cos maybe I can go there.
     
  11. Moskit

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    I don't like this tagging/mention shit...

    Its thooper ghey.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hey andrew.

    your a nob.

    over.

    (you have to say "over" at the end of your communique)
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Anal for example is literally as long as you wanna go, theres kinda no limit once you got through the pain threshold you could literally flick a coin whilst inside her and she will be all joey

    But Vagina are different, on average they are 9inch deep, anything above that risks fatal wounding, So back off all you 12"inchers out there your doing bad as you think your doing good

    Yeah im average, below average at best, but nah brah im doing no damage, outta respect
     
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    No way they are 9in. I always hit the cervix during sex and I am not at all 9 inches long. I also have three kids to three different women and this cervix hitting is usually(but not always) the case with all the women I have been with. I once looked into this with a gynecologist and my ex-wife. We were having problems with her being in to much pain after sex. She, the doctor said that some women will register the cervix being hit by a phallus as painful, some will find the pain enjoyable, and some will not feel anything at all. Then told my ex-wife she had an "angry cervix." (Side note I got to look at my ex's vagina with a kind of vagina scope about four and a half inches long and the doctor explained to me all the different parts, kind of fascinating.) When my ex got pregnant, I could pound her as hard as a hammer hitting a nail and she loved it. This can also be typical the doctor said.
    Furthermore, I was always the guy to check and see how many inches the cervix dilated during the birth giving process. My hand is shorter that my penis and could always feel the cervix to give a ruff estimate at how many centimeters the cervix has dilated. If you are unfamiliar with this a 10cm dilation of the cervix means the baby is about to come out and usually can coincide with regular contractions of a certain scale.
    The anal thing is true to point though. It is more or less a width thing, a slow stretching of the sphincter will work best for her and lots of lube.. But most women do not find anal enjoyable, more or less they tolerate out taboo fantasy, unless you have a small penis. Then it can be like a big finger that they tolerate.
     
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    Thanks for explaining a vagina Iv4, as if we never known
     
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    You thought it was 9 inches deep. :ahmed:
     
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    great thread so far lads! vag thread! keep it PG ok. and sorry for the "fuck you" that just came off as rude and wasnt particularly funny. here, ill change it, come to think of it.
     
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    Hey now Moskit, listen guy, I know you have been tagged for this thread but you do not need to get all sophomoric. Usually your post are well considered and thoughtful, but that was out of line, yes sir, indeed it was out of line. Poor Logizk may have emotional problems, and the children, did you think of the children? If they read that foul language they might go to school repeated your thoughtless words with their innocent voices. I can hear it now, "Fuck you, no fuck you," they would say. Then their teacher or mother will hear them and faint instantly. When she awakes, she will ask the indecorous children, "were have you learned such foul language?" Only a faint whisper of "Moskit's Post" will be audible.
    How will you feel then?
     
  20. Moskit

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    Fuck you too.