why is one of my elbows bald?

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  1. safety

    safety double safety

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    this has been puzzling me for ages. one elbow has hair like the rest of my arm, but one elbow is bald. it's crazy. anyone care tyo venture any theories on this? i'll be more than happy to show it to anyone who wants to see it, at the krismas party.
     
  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    because you've been rippin' out hair from said elbow and implanting it into your failing beard in the hope it'll regain it's once former glory*
     
  3. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    maybe if you always sit with one of your elbows like resting on something, with your chin in your hand, if it's always is the same elbow - for example i put my chin on my left hand with my elbow on the table - your elbow rubs against the table, or whatever you're lening on, and the hairs wear away.

    Just an idea, but i think it's quite sensible.
     
  4. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    cause that is where the tatoo goes silly
     
  5. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    mayby you use one arm more than the other? is it your main hand that you use for writing, carrying and wanking? not nessasarily in that order haha
     
  6. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Seriously..I have bald spots on my legs was asking myself for ages what the hell happened there...:D
     
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    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    this is what i was getting at :clown:
     
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    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    also could have burnt it years ago and forgot
     
  9. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    I want to see a picture.
     
  10. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    its where your mum held you when she dipped you in the well of 'Ultimate Face and Ball-sack Hair Growth Potion'

    its your achilles elbow
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Have you ever sat around a camp fire talking to somebody with one side of your body facing the fire and the other the opposite way, the part of your body, or more specifically your elbow may have been damaged by the heat causing the haird to never grow back
     
  12. safety

    safety double safety

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    when are you gonna get over your petty jealousy. it's not becoming in you. you have a beard now, and with it comes certain responsabilities...

    that's probably the reason. i do sit with my elbow on the table while i stroke my beard. crisis over*
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    That was a rubbish crisis i gotta say
     
  14. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    psssh!!! jealousy!!!! don't flatter yourself!!!!
     
  15. safety

    safety double safety

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    at least it was a real crisis in real life. as opposed to all the internet drama... but i feel much better about it now
     
  16. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Ok i'll let you off, i was only playin anyway boldy :)
     
  17. safety

    safety double safety

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    they same immitation is the most sincere form of flattery*
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  19. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Glad I could be of assistance hot stuff. ;)
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Hot cause his elbow got burnt by the fire, man im on fire myself today, i should be a comedian, this coffee is strong stuff... :confused: