Why is belly button fluff always blue? [nsfw]

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  1. Monkey spasm

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    Seriously, nothing i wear is blue??? Arse crack and groinal scrapings also seem to be blue. Why? Sensible responses will not be tolerated. :moe:
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    Most clothing has elements of blue or white. The dyes in black clothing, for example, are often not actually black but a very dark blue.
     
  3. Monkey spasm

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    And i thought i had a smurf infestation.
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    my black jeans are an uber dark red... the fade on the knee is coming out red! however, it may have dark blue in it to make it a dark purple (like black biro ink)

    my belly button fluff matches my clothing (y)
     
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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    Because you touch yourself at night.
    :teeth:
     
  6. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    only gheys get bellybutton fluff
     
  7. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    Blue Waffle mate, easily cured. Just Google it.
     
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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    I was just about to post inb4 blue waffle, now I hate everybody.
     
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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?


    Problem?
     
  10. Radius

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

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  13. Monkey spasm

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    Re: Why is belly button fluff always blue?

    BUT MY FINGERZ ARENT BLUE? THEY IZ PINK?
     
  14. Harry3

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    d.o.b trolling everybody again I see
     
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    You might be bleeding from you're belly button.
    Blood is actually blue.
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    until it gets in contact with oxygen
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    i'd put money on you using a blue towel.

    you actually reminded me of this story i heard of this guy who kept his belly button lint for years and years...

    the colour of the lint changed depending on what colour bath towel he was using.

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  20. chanty

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    lint? wut?
    its called FLUFF love x