Why every mornin do I forget

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Not to fart in the shower ? Explain please in 50 words or more ?
     
  2. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    I wish i could be bothered.

    *waits for fes/logikz*
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Ecce Romani Cuntuis. Que estus problemo Fannius choppus. Stinkius poous smellus ino vestibuis duis ex showro non plessunturo facturio. :boxing:
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    You just walked into that there didn't you
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Alwch 'm dafad molester

    which is Welsh for "are you calling me a sheep molester"
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    anelaist at cael cyfathrach รข 'm fam a 'n babana chi mewn 'n adwythig 'n dri ffordd gang chlepia

    which is welsh for did you attempt to have intercourse with my mother and our pet dog in a sick three way gang bang
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Ydy 'n ddiau alli addasa an 'n gyfa afr i mewn 'ch refr

    Which is Welsh for Is it true you can fit an entire goat in your rectum ( hiya goaty)
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Heb amau ai caech hymennydd hanner 'r faint chan 'ch micro penis , 'ch cadernid bod 'n beryglus. Hagen anrhegedig a 'ch cannot arfer 'r bum hymennydd cafellau sy soniedig at bod yn prifio caea at teh darfod chan teh blaen chan 'ch micro penis dydy 'n annhebyg blymi 'r ddyfnderau at a Dwi 'n ddedwydd at rip 'r yn bucheddu chi turd oddi 'ch achos yn anrhegu cega pryd ni pawb adnabod 'ch 'n sylweddol anrhega ben i lawr 'r 'n lleol 'n hoenus baria doiledau acha a 'n ddyddiol sail. I mewn chrynodeb Carwn at ddeud Ha ha

    which roughly translated means

    Without doubt if you had a brain half the size of your micro penis, you might be dangerous. However given that you cannot use the five brain cells that are rumoured to be growing close to teh end of teh tip of your micro penis it is unlikely you will fathom the depths to which I am happy to rip the living dog turd out of you for giving mouth when we all know you really give head down the local gay bar toilets on a daily basis. In summary I would like to say Ha ha
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    blinedig chan Cymraeg awron yn cerdded achos a crap


    bored of welsh now going for a crap

    and thus endeth the lesson...erm what was it we were discussing again ?
     
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    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Talking to yourself... First sign of madness, that.
     
  12. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Can't stop me now =All t arhosa 'm awron

    No the first sign of madness is having an argument with yourself
     
  13. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    HAHA, i didnt even notice. That made me laugh big time.

    Oh god.
     
  14. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    You cannot beat a good old miss quote
     
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    Yeah i just laughed hard again when i realised that i hadn't said that at all.
     
  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    kekeke
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Ne Homa te chen tong chien is always good for chinese restaurant just walk in say your piece and get the fuck out cuz they will be getting machetez. OH NO I DONE GONE SAY IT
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    mwah ha haaaaaa
     
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  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Now radius is being mean too :twisted: