Discussion in 'Drum & Bass' started by H*product, Mar 12, 2012.
It cracks me up. just wondering if anyone knows the reason?
coz he's a fuckin wunker lol
Alan was playing against Bassman in a game of squash and cheated. He's been a wanker ever since.
because he is a compulsive mastubater
something regarding a man unt game, prob shearer getting a winner and losing a bet for him or something
cos he voted for skibba at the dnbawards and not basman and trig
Bassmans either a villa or a brum city fan and its something like shearer scored in the 92nd minute and lost him a bet.
but yeah, hes a fucking wanker
Some say its because Alan Shearer scored past Bassmans team in an important stage
and some say its because Shearer came to a jungle rave and took the mic
who knows all we do know tho is Alan Shearer is a fuckin wanka
Swear, although he is a brummie, that himself, and his manc mate trigga are both united fans......
wont loose any sleep over it though.
he's got Spock's ears there lol
He this he is a wanker cos shearer rhymes with wanker...that possibly about the depth of the bar...I have very much doubt Alan shearer have ever had anything to do or has said or even crossed pathes with either of the mc's.
To be honest...it rhymes.
shearer and wanker dont exactly rhyme they just end in er.lol
well if u think about most of trigga's Mc'in?
with a lighter
he a wanker
all my rhymes-a
end in an er.
u get the jist.
he's not very good is he.
Alan Shearer is a bit of a tosser tho so there is some truth in the comment i spose.
you're so out of touch with things, if you can be arsed, check through this mix and see if you still have the same opinion - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtWAkQE97jk
and yeah i think its over a football bet which lost him some big dough..all speculation, who knows really..if any of you peeps go out to raves why don't you ask him lol
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this is straight up fire...
I know mate, its a piss take...just a bit of a laugh
the vid on u tube when he is in his car drivin about with u in the back is belter.
Been looking for that, it's not on youtube any more!?
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