Why do birds sing ?

JimpaDirt

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#9
They sing because they got nothing better to do. Exept crows, they just hate you and yell at you early in the morning... doesn't even bother to sing. Fucking crows...
 

MARKLAR

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#10
the birds in my garden sing at 2 in the morning very fucking annoying and confusing makes me feel like i should get up
 

Kenneth4Eva

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first bird : oi bawbag!!! AYE YOU YA PRICK! THATS MAH TREE YA DICK
Second bird : shut yer pus fanny baws or ill peck yer eyes out!
first bird: AYE?!
second bird : AYE!!! AH WILL!!!
first bird : ALRITE THEN!

and all we here is tweet tweet tweet at 6 in the morning

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first bird : oi bawbag!!! AYE YOU YA PRICK! THATS MAH TREE!!!
Second bird : shut yer pus fanny baws or ill peck yer eyes out!
first bird: AYE?!
second bird : AYE!!! AH WILL!!!
first bird : ALRITE THEN!

and all we hear is tweet tweet tweet at 6 in the morning
 

Radius

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#16
u know that bird (haha see what i did there) sang that song about her brother.

incest in the morning
incest on the best mate incest on the best :teeth:

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but what the fuck has all this got to do with bees ? me no understan
 

logikz

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#19
say what thy wilst but the rick astley never gonna give you up bass will always be relevant for dub presha
 

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Saw a peacock up a tree yesterday, it was making some proper 'ARRRKKKKKKKKKK' noise. I reckon i was shouting his makes to get him out of the tree 'LADS, NOT FUNNY... THIS BASTARD TREE'
 
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