Why do aliens wanna probe our anus'?

jmzmaloney

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Did you ever see the Twin Peaks movie. The girl was having dreams about someone coming into her room and fucking her. Woke up during said dream, turns out it was her dad.

Are all people that get visited by aliens whilst asleep actually getting boned by their fathers?
 

jmzmaloney

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My father has a tiny penis, no chance of that waking me up, so I guess I'll never know.
 

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I've done some probing in my time.

Mainly through curiosity & to seek sexual gratification.

I say let them have their fun, they'll soon grow out of it.
 

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you use the word 'mainly'. why. you dont actually suggest there was some kind of scientific reason behind you turking some poor soul do you.
 

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No the other reasons were dominance, initiation & revenge.

But I didn't think they would look good on my c.v.
 
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