Why do aliens wanna probe our anus'?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I hear a lot about this shit. Where did it originate? Do we store all our major knowledge in our anus?
     
  2. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    well my brains in my pants so thats probably why in my case if it happens...and oh yes i do hope this happens with lubeless suprise
     
  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i must have a bit of alien in my blood as i would like to probe quite a few women's arses if i could.

    maybe they only anally probe the idiots who talk out of their arse?
     
  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    you can tell a lot about a person by their stool sample
     
  5. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    by that reasoning aliens should wanna hand full of our faeces to play with rather than shafting us with anal thermometers?
     
  6. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    The reason is that they think that the anus is the pineal gland, or the third eye. Since these creatures are only focused on the third eye they don't know much about anatomy of various species. Aliens are dumb as fuck, but they are on the right track for knowledge.
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    it is presumably because they are proper perverted.

    or bummers.
     
  8. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    the stool is only one reason for bum raping us with their advanced technology.
    i like to think when u receive a gentle probing, they extract all the information they need and leave u feeling both satisfied and sporting a new irrigated colon with a fresh pine scent.
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    They left me with new car scent -- I feel used! :cry:
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    remind me never to get to know you then :teeth:

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    found this on u tube taking derp to the next level !!! derp metal
     
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  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    here is raped by pigs with their new radio hit 'the torture room'


    i was briefly dissapointed by your analrapist tune but rallied when i found this peruvian gem.
    why is ufo sightings so frequent in latin america? why is the brutal death metal scene so big in latin america?
    coincidence?

    the aliens that did pick people up probed all orifices and openings, along with fleshy bits and eyes and and and all. not just the butt.
    of course people dont talk about it as often becasue we are busy watching pictures of naked girls instead of watching the skies.
    so the aliens sticking something up unfortunate souls butt is all we remember along with that farts are funny and toilets too.

    i think the cattle mutilations had something to do with it too, in america or possibly latin america there have been over... the number escapes me now but i think it was 200 reported cases of cattle with their entire butt area removed with unearthly surgical presicion. i think they took something from the front along with the udder too.
     
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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i had a flexible sigmoidoscopy back in august.... that was like what i think being probed by aliens is like.
     
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    theres an american dad episode where stan and roger (alien) get drunk and roger probes stan and learns everything about him and gets all his memories from the probing
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    They dont want mine anymore...i made a deal with the alien high commissioner when i was 8 to trade anal probing for my daffy duck pez dispenser!

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  15. Gumby

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    theyre looking for brofski
     
  16. Thin and crispy

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    Can't we just give them brofski, rather than have our anus' probed?
     
  17. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im with crispy. we give up borf. im all for solidarity but im not taking one up the bung for you old sport.
     
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    i dunno what kind of aliens your hanging around my aliens just wanna chill and have a drink
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i think its just old fucking dave from behind central station what smells like piss and drinks ethanol.