Why Cunt is the best word in the English langauge

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  1. Radius

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    CUNT is a superb word..it can mean friend or foew... it has so many meanings I say salute ye the word CUNT
     
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    I agree to the fullest..it has a nice ruff edge that beats dead!
     
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    has a cracking "T" at the end to add excessive pronunciation on

    cun-T
     
  4. Radius

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    I prefer to emphasise the CUNNNNNNNNt
     
  5. Radius

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    or even KKEEEEEEAAAAAUUUUUUUNt
     
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    like a badly tuned german radio cunt..

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkunt
     
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    best word ever imo

    many uses...

    "CUNTing hell"

    "oh what the CUNT"

    "fuck that CUNT"

    "hes a real CUNT"

    "im sick and tired of this CUNT-tree at the min"

    "let me fuck you in your CUNT"

    "man, u smell like rancid CUNT"

    "bro, stop being all CUNTY"

    "CUNT"
     
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    cuuuuhnt
    cunt-faced
    cunts-mouth
     
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    its the C at the start that gives it real force, you can spit it out your mouth.

    CUNT
     
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    This thread is cunting brilliant!
     
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    I like to say that things are cuntish.
     
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    I love the shock on peoples faces when you say it.
    "Cunt"
    "You can't say that!!!"
    "The thing is, I can.............Cunt"
     
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    you fat fuckin cunt!
    love it!:D
     
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    "cuntybollox" what a word...
     
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    YOU FACKIN SHIT CAHNT!
     
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    WELL I AINT GUNNA TELL YA WHAT TO FACKING DO, AM I CAHNT?
     
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    if there is ever a quiet moment in my house when we are all sat together, its only a matter of seconds before someone shouts 'get your cunt out' which ensues in a whole load of cunting banter.

    we also substitute most parts (or all parts) of a word with cunt. e.g. thats ridiucunt or ricuntulous
     
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    i cant even pronouce these words...
     
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    i hate to say it, but you may have failed at cunt