Why can't women produce?

DeeGun

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Come on man, women are working hard..especially in school. They don´t know shit but they commit EVERYTHING to memory :teeth:
 

logikz

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well i am, dont know about him. but i need a bitch no mattter what, and bitch better know how to cook cos im a eat some shit up, macaroni and cheese, peas, chicken and whatever the fuck. i dont do shit rond the house, dont do nothing for it neither. no, i dont stop mackin thats all i can say, and how i dog bitches like every day. peep game from playa doe. lemme holla at hoe. and a bitch, all that know the diference, say aye. stand up and testify, raise yo cup like you been missin yo liquor, now let it marinate. make sure you got least an ounce in yo glass, cos knowing you with that wonky finger well be deep in politics, but thats for later. official, like a judge with whistle. now please, lemme tell you good folks who i am. and what i come to do. i didnt come for no foolishness and i been around long before you met that pretty young thing that gave you all them troubles when you was little. see, im the one that told you, i said dont do it. i told she was no good, but you wouldnt listen. the both of yo young asses over in that fucked up car with no wheels. thought it was rollercoaster with your country ass. its creek water is all it was. i rode a long lincoln continental down the strip in moscow, when you was just a little boy, staring at the sky. but you and i we been there, and it is not our fate. you can say my name now if you want. that car would take us both near and far but i aint come for you to have a bubble bath and a cup cava. i didnt come to turn yo head. see it dont seem the same no more, nights are longer, days is colder. but when talk to bitch my friend, i steal her mind in three or four minutes.

is not how long you talk brother, its what you put in it, look out.

shorty the pimp.
 
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why are the words 'Lincoln Continental' blue, and why do they hyperlink to eBay? are you actually a bot karl? i fucking knew it. your a bot. Not just a standard bot selling viagra and porno's of arab midgets getting fisted, but a full blown terminator T-1000...
 

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Oh hey! a thread where you can post random kitchen jokes about women! Lets dump some random quotes from something that you lolled at the last time you visited internet. Lets see... what should we write! oh I know:
You can't make food in a studio, case closed!

Oh god! that felt good, I totally nailed it! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ...or wait, that was kind of lame...

or was it? D:
 

logikz

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it was alright really, you, you come with the new fucking... perspectives, yeah, thats what you do. thats why we need you, at the top. so you can look at these things and let the rest of us get on with with... their business. cos thats what we do. business. boiiiiiiiii.
 

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wasn't r-type produced by Jo, who was a woman?!?!?!!?

---------- Post added at 08:20 ---------- Previous post was at 08:18 ----------

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Hailing from Ipswich, Jo was one of the 2 female dancers who appeared with SL2 live and in their video's. At the time she was also the girlfriend of DJ Lime from the group. She moved on to produce her own tracks from 1993.
 

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with the state of the weather these days i believe, that to secure our crops for the future of all our community's we should plug in the automated dildo robot that has 375 thrusts per minute and sacrifice 18 year old virgin beauty's to appease the gods
 
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