why cant i just jave a few beers?

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  1. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    anyone else have this problem

    was out today doing my daily busness (trying on various tracksuits an such)
    so i thought id get my self 4 beers on way home but as soon as i finished them beers i was up the shop buying more
    i seem to be all or nuffin these days:teeth:
     
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    Were you drinking Red Stripe? If so, this is perfectly understandable and natural - you can go about your daily business with no worries.

    If it was any other lager, then you have a drinking problem and should probably seek professional help.
    My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.
     
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    i wish it was red stripe but unfortunatly thats very hard to come by round here
     
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    You're Russian, that's why.
     
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    "Red Stripe, making white folk feel cultured since stella"

    I jest, a bar near me has it on tap, very nice
     
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    here i have plenty or eastern european lagers
    they aint half bad but i do love my red stripe
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY VIP Junglist

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    I live above a polish shop, they have crazy amounts of beer and spirits, and cold meats too, they love to boil meat those crazy bastards, best thing they have behind the counter is a full size ak47 glass model filled with what i assume is vodka and a cute glass hand grenade filled with whisky, for fifty quid

    Nutters
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    for sum reason ireland has catered for these poles an half the beers in normal shops is polish or alike
    im not complaining tho its better than the other half!lol
     
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    Embrace the culture, as long as its not carlsberg fosters or carling or any kinda shrapnel they call 'lager'

    It soddens my slacks seeing people pay thru the nose for such weak ass gas filled tripe, it really does
     
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    I now have a local steroids...err...I mean protein shakes shop thanks to the poles. Crazy people indeed...
     
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    your an alcoholic.
     
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    Lets be fair here Marlok, you generally type like a 5 year old speng, best not dish out advice on the queens just yet
     
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    wat u o bout tojam u cunt i can spel wiv da besty ov em
     
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    Im surprised you're not drinking vodka with you're Russian roots an all
     
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    "There's no such thing as just going out for a quick one, because everyone knows that one leads to many"



    EDIT: My friend is from Waterford, and he's got a hard time saying no as well.
     
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    Marlok гей спортивные костюмы
     
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    indulged in a few thyskies myself last night, love that drink but it is a wee a bit strong
     
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    tyskie too strong? lol.

    cant limit myself either, thats why i dont drink midweek.
     
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    i'm usually feelin a little tipsy after 4 cans, and i don't like getting any more drunk than that.