Why are beards everywhere these days ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    WTF ? Beards are for kiddyfiddlers and men with massive bum chins to hide
     
  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Where men, we have beards.
     
  3. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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  4. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'm growing a nice one now. A manly-man beard.
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    want an actual answer?

    not sure if its rhetorical or you're actually asking? .... well ... here it is...

    around 5 years ago it was fashionable to be in touch with your feminine side, male grooming was on the up, jeans went skinny.. things like guyliner and mandigans started being worn, men started getting their hair cut like peacocks and generally looking like a typical gay man.. but was in fact, strangely, heterosexual. the tighter and lower the tshirt and wearing beads round your neck with a nice orange fake tan and having nicely pruned eyebrows strangley pulled certain women... you'd go to a club and most of the lads literally looked homo..

    now, moving on a few years, in retaliation to this men have decided to claim back manliness. the art of manliness. and with this comes the beard wearing. we are men again. let us unite.

    i think the last time beards were this prominent was maybe the 1800's 1850's sorta era perhaps all the chaps had them..

    itll soon disappear tho.. its fucked up how everyone follows fashion tho and how it literally takes over and then its never to be seen again a year later... i work in a pub and tonight pretty much every bloke had the same beard and combed back hair combo. utter utter.

    cunts.
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    A great answer. I for one am happy the sparkly gay vampire has gone out of fashion.
     
  7. IV4

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    Grammar tyrant king?
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    To be honest gays have been rocking beards since the 70s so they have both bases covered ie bearded or beardless. My beard has been stuck on moderate for the last six months, I just can't seem to make the plunge. Plus my employers are on the stale and stuffy side so I think I'd have to suffer withering looks if I went for the full on Victorian explorer look..
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I would like to add that I find beards hot. At least some beards anyway.
     
  10. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    dunno what the hype about beards is at the minute, mine goes more ginger than ron weasleys pubes, so I tend to shave
     
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    fashion? I just cant be fucked to shave. irritable skin.

    I hate that shite combover haircut mentioned above. Everyone going and getting the same lid for some stupid reason.
     
  12. Dannyboy93

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    are manbuns in fashion these days? all my mates tend to be rocking them, but not me, because I am not a princess leia wannabe fassyhole
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    goddamn right daniel, tell these fool. leia-wannabe-fassy-holes. what is a man-bun, like that pinned back hair bun mrs. pennyworth would have (geography teacher) in grammar school?
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Most of these 'men' you are saying are claiming back manliness, are a bunch of muppets though. Very few of them are actually manly.

    I might be slightly jealous as even at 28 I am unable to grow a full beard... Maybe in a few years... But, even at present with my patchy stubble, it's more manly than half of these bearded ladies you have pottering about, getting various tattoos to make themselves feel tough.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Manliness has nothing to do with full beards or tattoos. Manliness is all about drinking tacos and eating tequilas.
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    Pretty much that carl, except on a man, like this:

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  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i like to have upside down face
    i shave my head but not my chin
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah that does seem trendy, that is true. far as mrs pennyworth goes, i intend on torturing her pet dog to death with cold water and acid.
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    its a pet fucking hate of mine at the moment.
     
  20. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    you could cut the dog in small pieces, scatter it across the globe and give her a map to try and salvage her dead dog, she is a geography teacher after all