whos this moriaty cunt anyway?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Well who teh fuck does teh gay bastard think he is Gordo or something ? Fackkaff
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  2. DJ NUERA

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    Professor Moriarty's first appearance and his ultimate end occurred in Doyle's story "The Final Problem", in which Holmes, on the verge of delivering a fatal blow to Moriarty's criminal ring, is forced to flee to the Continent to escape Moriarty's retribution. Moriarty follows, and the two apparently fall to their deaths while locked in mortal combat atop the Reichenbach Falls. During this story, Moriarty is something of a Mafia Godfather; he protects nearly all of the criminals of England in exchange for their obedience and a share in their profits. Holmes, by his own account, was originally led to Moriarty by the suggestion that many of the crimes he perceived were not the spontaneous work of random criminals, but the machinations of a vast and subtle criminal ring.

    Moriarty plays a direct role in only one other of Doyle's Holmes stories: The Valley of Fear, which was set before "The Final Problem," but published afterwards. In The Valley of Fear, Holmes attempts to prevent Moriarty's agents from committing a murder. Moriarty does not meet Holmes, but sends him a note of commiseration at the end. In an episode where Moriarty is interviewed by a policeman, a painting by Jean-Baptiste Greuze is described as hanging on the wall; Holmes remarks on another work by the same painter to show it could not have been purchased on a professor's salary. The work referred to is La jeune fille à l'agneau; some commentators have described this as a pun by Doyle upon the name of Thomas Agnew of the gallery Thomas Agnew and Sons, who had a famous painting stolen by Adam Worth, but was unable to prove the fact.

    Holmes mentions Moriarty reminiscently in five other stories: "The Empty House" (the immediate sequel to "The Final Problem"), "The Norwood Builder," "The Missing Three-Quarter," "The Illustrious Client,", and "His Last Bow." More obliquely, a 1908 mystery by Doyle, The Lost Special, features a criminal genius who could be Moriarty and a detective who could be Holmes, although neither is mentioned by name.
    Viktor Yevgrafov as Professor Moriarty in Igor Maslennikov's TV series.

    Although Moriarty appeared in only two of the 60 Sherlock Holmes tales by Conan Doyle, Holmes' attitude to him has gained him the popular impression of being Holmes' arch-nemesis -- as "The Final Problem" clearly states, Holmes spent months in a private war against Moriarty's criminal operations—and he has been frequently used in later stories by other authors, parodies, and in other media.

    In the Doyle stories, narrated by Holmes' assistant Dr. Watson, Watson never meets Moriarty (only getting distant glimpses of him in "The Final Problem"), and relies upon Holmes to relate accounts of the detective's battle with the criminal.

    Doyle himself is inconsistent on Watson's familiarity with Moriarty. In "The Final Problem", Watson tells Holmes he has never heard of Moriarty, while in The Valley of Fear, set earlier on, Watson already knows of him as "the famous scientific criminal."

    Moriarty's weapon of choice is the "air-rifle", a unique weapon constructed for the Professor by a blind German mechanic, von Herder, and used by his employee Colonel Sebastian Moran. It closely resembled a cane, allowing for easy concealment, was capable of firing revolver bullets and made very little noise when fired, making it ideal for sniping; the weapon became infamous for being Moriarty's favorite tool. Moriarty also has a marked preference for organising "accidents". His attempts to kill Holmes include falling masonry and a speeding horse drawn van. He is also responsible for stage managing the death of Birdy Edwards.

    Holmes described Moriarty as follows:

    "He is a man of good birth and excellent education, endowed by nature with a phenomenal mathematical faculty. At the age of twenty-one he wrote A Treatise on the Binomial Theorem, which has had a European vogue. On the strength of it he won the mathematical chair at one of our smaller universities, and had, to all appearances, a most brilliant career before him.

    But the man had hereditary tendencies of the most diabolical kind. A criminal strain ran in his blood, which, instead of being modified, was increased and rendered infinitely more dangerous by his extraordinary mental powers. Dark rumours gathered round him in the University town, and eventually he was compelled to resign his chair and come down to London. He is the Napoleon of Crime, Watson, the organiser of half that is evil and nearly all that is undetected in this great city..."
    —Holmes, "The Final Problem"

    The "smaller university" involved has been claimed to be one of the colleges that later comprised the University of Leeds. However, in Sherlock Holmes: The Unauthorized Biography, the "smaller university" is said to be Durham.

    Holmes also states Moriarty wrote The Dynamics of An Asteroid, describing it as "a book which ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that it is said that there was no man in the scientific press capable of criticising it."

    Doyle's original motive in creating Moriarty was evidently his intention to kill Holmes off. "The Final Problem" was intended to be exactly what its title says; Doyle sought to sweeten the pill by letting Holmes go in a blaze of glory, having rid the world of a criminal so powerful and dangerous any further task would be trivial in comparison (as Holmes says in the story itself). Moriarty only appeared in one book because, quite simply, having him constantly escape would discredit Holmes, and would be less satisfying.

    Eventually, public pressure and financial troubles forced Doyle to bring Holmes back.

    A point of interest is that the "high, domed forehead" was seen as the sign of a prodigious intellect during Conan Doyle's time. In giving Moriarty this trait, which had already appeared in both Sherlock Holmes and the detective's brother Mycroft, Doyle may have intended to portray Moriarty as a man having an intellect equal or greater than that of Holmes, and thus the only man capable of defeating him. Moriarty died when he fell off the Reichenbach Falls and Sherlock only faked his death to protect Watson from being pursued.

    Just off the top off my head.
     
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  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    spot the copy paste .
     
  4. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Fuck off I wrote that by myself. how dare you.
     
  5. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Someone made a 'Happy Brthday' thread that read "Happy Birthday Moriarty AKA Gordo". ??? What's that all about? I take it Radius made this thread in jest but can someone clear this up for me?
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Listen mate you are as convincing as mango is when he tries to act over 12 and a half years old. My mates got a car, oh really more like your mates DAD has a car and runs you into town so you can be a littl cunt and hang out near Mc Donalds until tea time. NO you foold me not

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    what you need clearing..you done a shit. This ain't no joke fool. get some nuts sukka. this a seriay thread. We calling out the clone ass fake ass muvvafukkaz
     
  7. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    No really.
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    really.seriay. Moriateay is a imposterrrr. Mango is 12 years old posing as a 20 year old , and Logikz is a pos op transvestite who cnaged her mind and got the fake tits lopped back off. Fes is in fact a giant DNB badger and $marty is has a stealth ginger beard. Smell the coffee, spliff, you are conversing with freaks
     
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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I already knew that part. Your not gonna help me with this are you?
     
  10. luciduk

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    this thread is thuper therious
     
  11. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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  12. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    I like Mango's.
     
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    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Well in that case, you need to get a life. :teeth:
     
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    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    Mango- Mercury Eater

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    Im not 12 mate, oh and I dont like mcdonalds
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  20. moriaty

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    funneh thread is funneh. hear me laugh.