whos had a Prostate exam

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Seriously think I would rather die of arse cancer than ever get a check up ...I mean what if you get excutiating pain and doc pulls his cock out ??
    na thanks
    just wondered who has actually had one
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    na never had one but my grandad did not too long ago an looks like he has prostate cancer
    so they are something you should do when you get a bit older
     
  3. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    No man I don't really get into physical therapy.
     
  4. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    i think men are supposed to get one when they turn 40...




    edit: just got reminded of this:
    [video=youtube_share;xHKTE75dgE4]http://youtu.be/xHKTE75dgE4[/video]
     
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  5. Forau

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    In all seriousness Id rather have the exam. I know someone who died of prostate cancer.
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    You mean like digit up the hrum? i had that done when i had a back injury, the nurse was rather tidy so it wasnt too shabby, offered her a pickle sandwich after it was all over, she declined the frigid bitch
     
  7. dirty breaks

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    :lighter:

    how old were they man?
     
  8. Forau

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    Early 40's mayne.


    Imagine having to tell people you got cancer up your ass?
    That alone should be motivation enough for an exam =P
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    whats wrong with u all, dont u wanna know if u got ass cancer?
     
  10. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    its not actually ass cancer
    its just the easiest way to get to the prostate
     
  11. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    Genuine lol, hahahaha!
     
  12. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I miss this word :borat:

    My mate had a motorbike accident, some old hag pulled out him and he went straight over the bars, to see if he had broke his back he had to have a doctor put a digit up is wotsit, he had the courage to tell us himself instead of us talking about it behind his back.
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    look at jade goody..... she didnt get the female version and now she's dead

    i for one would be gladly spread ones cheeks. beats dying a slow and painful death. fuck cancer.


    and an other thing! make sure you check your balls at least once a week.
     
  14. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    do you mean have atest squirt to make sure they firing allright ?
     
  15. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I think he meant checking don deng´s ballsack for lumps..anyways..all you gonna do is panic cause the texture of the ballsack is not smooth like a silk cloth, so basically all you gonna end up with is panic..and then you get dermal cancer.:jay:
     
  16. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    don't squeeze too hard
     
  17. DeeGun

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    I accidentally pinched my ballsack so often..I´m afraid of nothing.
     
  18. Salvus

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    I reckon it would be quite the experience. Especially if you let one rip as they were doing it.
     
  19. Forau

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    Or put a load of fake blood up there and clench. Then when he retracts his adventurous digit he'll be greeted by a large splodge of shit and blood.

    Then just be like "sorry, its my first time..."
     
  20. ApeCat

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    One of my mates had a cavity search and let out a massive burger fart right in a coppers face. Another mate of mine had a cavity search and mad a massive shit right on the floor. Another mate of mine got arrested on bullshit charges and thrown in a cell and jerked one out onto the surveilance camera. Top lads.