whos had a Prostate exam

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Seriously think I would rather die of arse cancer than ever get a check up ...I mean what if you get excutiating pain and doc pulls his cock out ??
na thanks
just wondered who has actually had one
 

MARKLAR

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na never had one but my grandad did not too long ago an looks like he has prostate cancer
so they are something you should do when you get a bit older
 
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i think men are supposed to get one when they turn 40...




edit: just got reminded of this:
[video=youtube_share;xHKTE75dgE4]http://youtu.be/xHKTE75dgE4[/video]
 
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You mean like digit up the hrum? i had that done when i had a back injury, the nurse was rather tidy so it wasnt too shabby, offered her a pickle sandwich after it was all over, she declined the frigid bitch
 

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You mean like digit up the hrum? i had that done when i had a back injury, the nurse was rather tidy so it wasnt too shabby, offered her a pickle sandwich after it was all over, she declined the frigid bitch
I miss this word :borat:

My mate had a motorbike accident, some old hag pulled out him and he went straight over the bars, to see if he had broke his back he had to have a doctor put a digit up is wotsit, he had the courage to tell us himself instead of us talking about it behind his back.
 

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look at jade goody..... she didnt get the female version and now she's dead

i for one would be gladly spread ones cheeks. beats dying a slow and painful death. fuck cancer.


and an other thing! make sure you check your balls at least once a week.
 

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look at jade goody..... she didnt get the female version and now she's dead

i for one would be gladly spread ones cheeks. beats dying a slow and painful death. fuck cancer.


and an other thing! make sure you check your balls at least once a week.
do you mean have atest squirt to make sure they firing allright ?
 

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I think he meant checking don deng´s ballsack for lumps..anyways..all you gonna do is panic cause the texture of the ballsack is not smooth like a silk cloth, so basically all you gonna end up with is panic..and then you get dermal cancer.:jay:
 

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I reckon it would be quite the experience. Especially if you let one rip as they were doing it.
Or put a load of fake blood up there and clench. Then when he retracts his adventurous digit he'll be greeted by a large splodge of shit and blood.

Then just be like "sorry, its my first time..."
 

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One of my mates had a cavity search and let out a massive burger fart right in a coppers face. Another mate of mine had a cavity search and mad a massive shit right on the floor. Another mate of mine got arrested on bullshit charges and thrown in a cell and jerked one out onto the surveilance camera. Top lads.
 
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