WHOS GOT SKILLS

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I MADE THIS FOR THE OL'DEAR AS A CRIMBO PRESENT

    COST ME NOTHING TO MAKE ALL FREE MATERIALS, SAVED ME A BIT OF CASH

    ANY OTHER CRAFTSMEN/WOMEN OUT THERE?

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  2. safety

    safety double safety

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    nice weed box* are you taking orders?
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    YEAH BWOY I KNIT LIGHTER POUCHES FROM GOAT PUBES TOO
     
  4. efil4ssab

    efil4ssab Skematix DJ

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    nice job man! That's some skill I aint got lol :clown:
     
  5. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    nice work dude
     
  6. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    how much?
     
  7. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    if i supply the pubes will i get a discount?
     
  8. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    A MATCH SACK FOR YOU MON FRERE

    NO CHARGE
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I had an hour spare this morning so I whiped this up blind folded

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  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    you made someone an empty box as a gift? did you put likea piece of candy in there
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha, thats the funniest thing, good skills no doubt, but i agree, id open it to hopefully reveal something, if it was empty there would be a slight deff out surely ..

    if you could go back in time now, i bet you wish you had at least put in a ferrero roche or sumthing , i remeber i got a bag once off my mum, it was a pretty basic bag , so i went thru the pockets to find nothing whatsoever .. choked
     
  12. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    or a prawn PERHAPS!
     
  13. clayasaurus

    clayasaurus wintermute

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    it's my prawn in a box...
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  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I am currently making a sculpture of George Michael using the jizz of every man in my village it is my personal gift to my quaint lovely adopted home town. George Michael goosed several men in the local toilets and it is my way of reminding everybody of this special occasion.
     
  15. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    HOW ARE YOU EXTRACTING THE SAID SUBSTANCE?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    The normal way, when they have finished pounding the misses I smash through the window and suck the jizz out of the cunt. Sadly there is also a high gay count in the village so I have a hired hand to get down with the felching side of things.
     
  17. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    STANDARD PROCEDURE I SEE, DO YOU HAVE NINJA'S PATROLLING THE PERIMETER INCASE OF DOGGERS/BADGERS
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I have badgers patrolling the perimeter for ninjas. On a side note one of my managers when I was younger was named Phil Belcher and we gave him the frankly hilarious nickname Bill Felcher.
     
  19. CH3SH

    CH3SH CH3SH - Naphalm Audio

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    Lmmfao =]
    I could do with a tackle warmer,
    Its damn cold!!
     
  20. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    HAHA

    WAS THIS WHEN YOU WAS BASS PLAYER FOR UB40?