Who would win??

Who would win in a death match


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Junglist_007

learning difficulties
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. LOL
 

Fes Rock

Nothing..........
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looks like the people have spoken

Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

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Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.

Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
 

Shotty

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looks like the people have spoken

Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

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Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.

Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

:rofl:
 

gcurt1s

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chuck norris doesnt get wet. water gets chuck norrisd.

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
 
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