Who would win??

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ScottyEightSix, Dec 16, 2008.

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Who would win in a death match

  1. Chuck Norris

    27 vote(s)
    77.1%

  2. LORD Steven Segal

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
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  1. ScottyEightSix

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    Chuck Norris or Steven Segal

    VOTE NOW
     
    ScottyEightSix, Dec 16, 2008
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    thats not even a competition. thats like putting a lion against a kitten
     
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    Silly question. Chuck norris poos light sabres
     
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    ScottyEightSix, Dec 16, 2008
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    Chuck hands down
     
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    When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. LOL
     
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    fckin no brainer, sort it out scotty
     
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    Straight up chuck norris. Trained by bruce lee he would smash segal.
     
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    YOUR'E ALL SO WRONG
     
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    BIG STEVE WUD SLAP YOU SILLY
     
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    Fucking chuck norris (from dodgeball lol)

    Chuck would win hands down! me n ol chucky boy are good pals HE IS WELLARD lol jokes
     
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    1 round house kick by chuck and stevan is history
     
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    He was born feet first so he could roundhouse the midwife.
     
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    looks like the people have spoken

    Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

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    Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.

    Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :S chuck had 12 voted n steve had 1 haha i think admins been abusing :p
     
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    chuck norris

    he just breaks the rules of everything
     
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    FUCK CHUCK NORIS
     
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    chuck norris doesnt get wet. water gets chuck norrisd.

    chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries

    Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
     
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