Who would win??
- Thread starter Shotty
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thats not even a competition. thats like putting a lion against a kitten
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Silly question. Chuck norris poos light sabres
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ill1
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Chuck hands down
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. LOL
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fckin no brainer, sort it out scotty
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Straight up chuck norris. Trained by bruce lee he would smash segal.
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Fucking chuck norris (from dodgeball lol)
Chuck would win hands down! me n ol chucky boy are good pals HE IS WELLARD lol jokes
Chuck would win hands down! me n ol chucky boy are good pals HE IS WELLARD lol jokes
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He was born feet first so he could roundhouse the midwife.
looks like the people have spoken
Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
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Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.
Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
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Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.
Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
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:S chuck had 12 voted n steve had 1 haha i think admins been abusing 
Laserz14
i can smell the dank
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chuck norris
he just breaks the rules of everything
he just breaks the rules of everything
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