Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ScottyEightSix, Dec 16, 2008.
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal
thats not even a competition. thats like putting a lion against a kitten
Silly question. Chuck norris poos light sabres
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
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Chuck hands down
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. LOL
fckin no brainer, sort it out scotty
Straight up chuck norris. Trained by bruce lee he would smash segal.
YOUR'E ALL SO WRONG
BIG STEVE WUD SLAP YOU SILLY
Fucking chuck norris (from dodgeball lol)
Chuck would win hands down! me n ol chucky boy are good pals HE IS WELLARD lol jokes
1 round house kick by chuck and stevan is history
He was born feet first so he could roundhouse the midwife.
looks like the people have spoken
Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.
Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
:S chuck had 12 voted n steve had 1 haha i think admins been abusing
he just breaks the rules of everything
FUCK CHUCK NORIS
chuck norris doesnt get wet. water gets chuck norrisd.
chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
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