1 round house kick by chuck and stevan is history
looks like the people have spoken
Steven Segal uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
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Steven Segal does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a judo chop.
Steven Segal can lick his own elbows. At the same time.