Who would win the ultimate war between

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  1. IV4

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What about shape shifters?
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Lizards eat crabs. that's nature and that's how it is. So clearly lizard people will win. #fact
     
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    Yea but crabs are nature's tanks, and they pinch.
     
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    Shape shifters are weak!
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Look at this very avatar of mine. do you really think lizard people give a shit about some silly keratin shells and pincers? WE ARE FABULOUS, BITCH!
     
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    Damn, that is a crab slam.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Yeah. We slam crabs. and then we sodomize them. for the glory of satan.
     
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    hunchback dog imo
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Yeah. We slam crabs. and then we sodomize them. for the glory of satan AND the hunchback dog.
     
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    hunchback dog will kick your neck off
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    And then piss all over ya with his gigantic penis.
     
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    That's a real melon scratcher.
    Lizards can leave their tail behind, confusing their enemy and simply regrow one later.
    That requires an attack from behind but crabs are notorious for being a bit sideways.

    Crab people have their own theme tune.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    the ducks have caught wind of this battle and are arranging their forces accordingly

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i would win. with satan and victorious weapons. upon high places. star light, chaos reign. determined and strong, at your gates. conquest. fire and smoke, march with the wind.

    climbing down, to rule the earth.

    bloodshot eyes, dagger claws. dragon wings, crooked horns. metal skin, serpents tounge.

    the elder lord char our soil again.

    behold the might.

    KING.


    THE PENTAGRAM BURNS.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Beautiful, beautiful Satyricon quote, mate. With the true King besides us, the crab people won't stand a chance at all.