Who would win the ultimate war between

Teddy

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That's a real melon scratcher.
Lizards can leave their tail behind, confusing their enemy and simply regrow one later.
That requires an attack from behind but crabs are notorious for being a bit sideways.

Crab people have their own theme tune.
 

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i would win. with satan and victorious weapons. upon high places. star light, chaos reign. determined and strong, at your gates. conquest. fire and smoke, march with the wind.

climbing down, to rule the earth.

bloodshot eyes, dagger claws. dragon wings, crooked horns. metal skin, serpents tounge.

the elder lord char our soil again.

behold the might.

KING.


THE PENTAGRAM BURNS.
 

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i would win. with satan and victorious weapons. upon high places. star light, chaos reign. determined and strong, at your gates. conquest. fire and smoke, march with the wind.

climbing down, to rule the earth.

bloodshot eyes, dagger claws. dragon wings, crooked horns. metal skin, serpents tounge.

the elder lord char our soil again.

behold the might.

KING.


THE PENTAGRAM BURNS.
Beautiful, beautiful Satyricon quote, mate. With the true King besides us, the crab people won't stand a chance at all.
 
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