WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE?

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  1. the_voice

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    ARGUMENT:
    {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.
    {Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.
    (Mother} - I carried him for nine months.
    {Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
    {Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.
    {Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.
    Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell me your answer.
     
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    Sounds like hes pimpin
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Who cares I am not a woman.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  6. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    it's a very valid and troubling question, but best compartmentalised thus:

    Is man a possession?
    Is man a possession solely to women?
    Is all man and women alike a possession to the holy father, for he created the earth and us in his own image?
    If man say he is a ting, is he a ting?
    Salad cream or mayonassie?

    It's only through discovery of ones spirit that then answers offer true enlightenment to this puzzling puzzle with what sometimes seems like having some parts from that other puzzle you had that definitely doesn't fit any pieces of this one with a cock drawn on the back.

    Think not just through the eyes of humanity though, go deeper. seek the former of yous. trace through the eyes of great owls and mangey foxes that you battled bravely in the war for survival, maybe in the woods behind the old mill just down the road a bit.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    ROGER IS BACK... FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Roger don't let me down here buddy, I pushed for this this time, others have before. Do your shit but toe the line, we need you onboard, spice things up
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    The only one that should own a man it's their cat. you know, cats own everything and everyone.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I can't believe he is back. Big tings

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    Just wait until Cocksteady sees this, he's going to love it.

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    How long was you banned Roger?

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    Now we just need Shadow Deamon back! Pretty sure it was beef with Voice that got him banned.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Isn´t Shadow Deamon Dagz :D
     
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    We need Junglist Murda back.

    'So you claim man...'

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    We need Junglist Murda back.

    'So you claim man...'
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AEHAEHHAEHAEHAEAHE that quote is from 2003 or something man. i am VERY old.
     
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    shh
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    WHAT!½ YOU DARE!! im going to the skatepark. then im going to shit in your arse. see how you precious alcatraz holds up then. fool.