Who on this forum can run the fastest

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I think this topic has been discussed before over the female members, seeing as no women exist on the net anymore who do you reckon would win a 200m sprint?
     
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    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    white men need not apply
     
  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Special Olympics is next week, Dugg hold tight
     
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    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    I got really cant be arsed twitch fibres( my u14 footy coach called me the gazelle), in my day I might have had a go over a long distance, now I would be heaving after about 40 metres, maybe hocking up a malboro ridden lung or 2 :teeth:
     
  6. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I used to be a speedy gonzales.

    now I use chair lifts and gravity to move quickly
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Unless there are any members with cerebral palsy or whatever I'd definitely be the slowest..
     
  8. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    dodgy ankle here. but i can power walk that shit.

    ON UR LEFTTTT!!
     
  9. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    Whatever happened to Race Walkers? Like white dog turd, you dont see that shit anymore!
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    white dog poo is form processed bone marrow.

    depends what u feed ur dog.

    na meeeeeeeeeeeen
     
  11. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    did they stop giving that to bum wigglers as well?
     
  12. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i dunno what ur on about mate. but i reckon u got worms.
     
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    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    race walkers mate, wiggle their bums like they got worms! Lack of Bone Marrow in their diets make them disappear?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shut up david. im the fastest. im the king. fool.
     
  15. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i go for a quick sprint every now and then, usually when im walking somewhere and i feel the need to stretch my legs a bit.

    ive still got it

    my teenage years spent boxing and running from the police
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how often do you nick something :lol:
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats his main mode of transport, our karnage. leg it from his house, down the shop, over to the weed spot, then to his mate trent with the reggae, in one long turbo sweep. with a doppler effect. all the while going ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    like cleveland falling in the bathtub :lol:
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    When I was at school they had a big board where you put your best distances for throwing and best times for running etc. After a few of the retarded kids had put down theyre time for the hurdles I decided to put up a fake time 3 seconds quicker than those kids, end of the year it turned out I had run the fastest hurdles of the year and had to run at an interschool championship, thing was getting out of hand at this point, but I soldiered on and performed at the championships, after the first few hurdles I was well behind so decided the best thing to do was run hard and clatter into the next hurdle, was the only way out of the situation.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    so u injured urself to get out of it? cool story btw