Who has the biggest hog

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    notthatimbragging in shit...but yeaigotcockfordays

    yo, ever see that dude at ported square with the cup.

    who wants to play muthafuckin cards!!!:gimp:
     
  2. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  3. DnB Skanker

    DnB Skanker DnB Skanker

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  4. barbarella

    barbarella Active Member

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    Finally smthing interesting for the ladies....bring it on! :lol:
     
  5. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    mines abotu 2 inches erect. beat that if u can lol :rowley:
     
  6. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    im happy being at the average 7 inches, and i wouldnt have it a millimetre more...
     
  7. MARLZTAH

    MARLZTAH ++DuB PrOFesSoR++

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    mines not just big, it has many purposes....

    i once chased a gang of bandits on horse back and captured them by using my cock as a lasso

    there was also that time i was trapped on top of canary wharf and had to abseil down...

    :teeth:
     
  8. barbarella

    barbarella Active Member

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    From my Irish bfriend......How tough are Irish men?


    The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Ireland, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland, each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.

    The night of tales begins...Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'

    Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, end a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock end made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds end beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.'

    The Irish man remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
     
  9. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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  10. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    My cock is 8 inches.




    In diameter.
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    my softie isnt overly impressive but if a get a decent raging love truncheon on then its over the average :rslayer: ... but most times its not a proper rager , its more like a slightly aroused pork sword
     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    hung like a tuna can (yn)


    man i dont even remember posting this
     
  13. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    Tut tut tut. Had a touch too much of the sauce last night did we?!
     
  14. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    awwwww poor boudi :lol::lol:
     
  15. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    mines humongous!lol
    minesa beast i get aroused very easily!lol
     
  16. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Mine's maahhoooosiveeeeeee
     
  17. Dj-Pezzz

    Dj-Pezzz HangOutWithYourWangOut

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    SHES NOT LYING ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LIKE A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE.
     
  18. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    THIS GUY DOES ...

    ALOT OF THE TIME A GUYS TALK MORE RUBBISH THAN AT A TOWN DUMP WHEN IT COMES TO PENIS SIZE .. THE AVERAGE WOMEN G SPOT IS AROUND 2" FROM THE FRONT ANYWAY ...

    PLUS THERES 2 TYPES OF ORGASM ZONES A LADY CAN HAVE ANYWAY ,. VAGINAL OR CLITORIOUS ... BOTH CAN BE ACHIEVED BY ANY TYPE OF GUY WITH ANY TYPE , SIZE , SHAPE PENIS ...

    ITS THE REVERSE FOR WIMEN THEY GET ALL FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD BECAUSE THEY PRESEEVE ALL MEN WANT IS LADIES WITH BIG BOOBIES ?

    BIG SMALL TINY XLARGE OR MONSTER BE THAT TITTIES OR BE THAT PENIS , THE ONLY PROBLEM YOU SHOULD EVER WORRY ABOUT IF THE THINGS WORK OR NOT , AND YOUR WITH SOMEONE WHO LIKES WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO OFFER , OTHER THAN THAT ...

    ITS ALL IMAGE AND PERSONAL EGO TALK ...
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    now, regardless of how well or not well hung you are, there is shrinkage, depending on circumstances such as cold water or weather, amphetamines and so forth. this is common knowledge, well almost anyway, but it gets real funny when amongst men you have someone denying it, maintaining the fact, that regardless of what, his penis remains the most planetary thing in existance. people get stupid about their dick size.

    for instance this one time, i was at a mates place and he had two girls there, of the skank variety. so theyre sitting on the bed and hes talking to them with his back turned. as he carries on with his rather grubby conversation, hes jerking his dick. and when hes managed to work it up to an ok size he turns around and goes 'sooo... ladies. what say you, me and my friend here have a... shall we say... foursome? heyey? eh? hm?'
    they gratefully accept and i get the fuck out of dodge before i do something ill regret for maybe 5 minutes on a hungover monday but thats not the point, the point is... you know what im saying here?
     
  20. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    haha classic pic