Which way do you hang?!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by alz, Apr 27, 2010.

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Which way do you hang?

  1. Left

    72.7%
  2. Right

    9.1%
  3. Either way

    18.2%
  1. alz

    alz compress to impress VIP Junglist

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    Probs not the gayest thread on here but close!

    So i read a "fact" that '75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. 17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either way.'

    So here's the poll to see what's what!
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead. VIP Junglist

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    Wrapped round my left ankle.
     
  3. Joey AdhD

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    yeah is there an "in my sock" option???
     
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    I actually only have one leg, but nobody has ever noticed.
     
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    This and the talk of a hung parliment, oooooooooooooooooh well i never

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    Ever since I walked past a suit shop and thought to myself "they probably ask 'which way do you hang' if you're getting a tailor made suit there" this question has been spinning round in my mind keeping me up at night.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

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    mine hangs immigrants.
     
  8. RevTech

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    I don't know, which legs you mean:
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  10. logikz

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    all this talk about wieners is making my sexuality curious
     
  11. hyperd4eva

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    you are a bi-curious hanger
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    you ever have that, when you wake up in the morning and go, hey you know, id really fancy some cock today! yeah means youre gay.
     
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  14. Moskit

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    I had to check...

    I then got a funny look & a wink off the ugly sex starved 48 year old office fishwife, when she clocked me fondling my package...

    I'm pretty sure that if I asked her if she fancied coming to the pub at lunch & plyed her with drinks, I could be balls deep in her shitter in the bogs by 2.30pm.

    But my name isn't Dan M.