Which one of yo fools stole da cat gas? Fireal!!!!!

jmzmaloney

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This is not a laughing matter, apparently if you drink 4 bottles of wine someone comes and steals your cat gas, this must be stopped in its tracks.

06-11, 23:16 Roadrunner21 4 bottles of a wine isnt swo much though?

06-11, 23:16 Roadrunner21 and then i come home to find my cat gas gone missing

06-11, 23:16 Roadrunner i just got kicked out of a party for dribnking so much
 

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I just sourced what cat gas is from wiki

Cat gas is a mixture of endorphins extracted from a strand of Benoa Leaf *see source #31 which is then force fed to a cat which causes an allergic reaction in the stomach and creates a gas which is then extracted via the Anus *see source #413 'Rectal workings' sometimes through a straw *or* smoked like a crack pipe hovering the cat above a heat source and directly inhaled from the cats exit pipe* Orig* _-_-_ Source &^ 78

The Gas can cause mild headaches and chronic belching and can spasm the frontal lobes aswell as feelings of ecstasy and utter aplomb *hamboigs source ~enter >>
Kids these days are sickening
 
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