Which level of Hell are you going to ?

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  1. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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  2. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
    :mad:
     
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  4. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    me too, hope they have hookers
     
  5. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Level 2 - Lustful!

    We got the hookers!
     
  6. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    level 5 too..
    sweet...gonna have gud company..
    hope theyre into Tech...

    :teeth:
     
  7. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    All about lustful level 2!!!:pimp:
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    too busy sinning to fill out the questionnaire :)
     
  9. Bad Ace

    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    theres no pictures!
     
  10. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    All the people up to this point range betweeen Level 2's and level 5's..can't say the same for me.

    I AM EVIL

    Level 8 - The Malebolge
    This is a place for the Fradulant, Malicious and Panderers. Essentially this is described as an amphitheatere of serpents that utilize torture, dismemberment, & pain.

    I really cant wait to die!!

    cool test man
     
  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    so to get full points you have to shag your grandfather, dig up up corpses and shag them, be suicidal and generally not nice ??:shrug:
     
  12. moriaty

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    you'll be suprised how many people like that there are out there...

    i mean, just look at the logistics of the case..
    go to bar, (which means, shower beforehand), buy girly a drink, chat bullshit to her all night, and you might just get a whiff of her tang..and even then, ya aint sure whether she'll do the stuff you after..not to mention the endless bullshit upon bullshit you have to talk and hear, (and get) afterwards, live or on the phone.
    now..
    get a shovel, find a fresh grave, dig for 20 min, position corpse at desirable angle, lubricate, insert, go home...preferably quiet...

    yup...hell awaits..:cry:

    :teeth:
     
  13. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



    looks like im the hooker
     
  14. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    James Blunt told me he'll be waiting...
     
  15. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Surprise, surprise :teeth:
     
  16. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    Seventh level of hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

    oh dear...
     
  17. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    I couldn't be bothered to do this :teeth:
     
  18. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    bollocks. you just like being all mysterious :)
     
  19. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    That is what the M in sdm stands for!
     
  20. mesh

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    So Damn Mysterious