I'd like to go on an epic voyage with a Fes wearing Shetland Pony with a 2 foot cock. Travelling through the impoverished countries of Eastern Europe and Asia, scraping by on pennies children pay to slide down Tonys cock. Eventually a gypsy old ladie will tell us our fortune lies inSouth America. Ill turn Tony over and sail him using his cock as a sail. Finally poke an Argentinian in the ass.