Where will we all be 20 years from now?

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  1. SteveR94

    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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    After a chat with @beknoxx and @Dark Lizardro about life and the such, thought it'd be good to have a little silly thread imagining what we'll all be like 20 years from now.

    Will we all still be here, waffling on the way we do? Will Claus still be posting porn? Will Deegs still be posting dicks?

    Who knows?
     
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  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Probably waiting to see who fucking Dawn Wall/Mohican Sun/Arctic Moon/Himalayan Cloud/ Pacific Wave/Saharan Storm/Amazon Night are
     
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  3. beknoxx

    beknoxx 7/11 7/11

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    hahahahahha

    we were saying just that

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  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    beknoxx 7/11 7/11

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    that is cowsel....the irony that you would be cooked and made into a cheeseburger hahahahaha
     
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  6. Vydx

    Vydx Asian Info Alliance

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    Don't forget Martian Wind :2thumbs:

    You know, when I was there, I’d think, “What’s it gonna be like in 20 years, someone looking back on this?” Sometimes the room would go completely quiet, and the sound would go “ssssshhhhppp.” And I’d think, “What’s it gonna be like when you’re lookin’ back on it?” I’d always think that. It was almost like a parallax. Does that make any sense? I’d have these parallax thoughts of being here now, talking about what this place was like. :teeth:
     
  7. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    The only Parallax I know is the technology used in such games as Duke Nukem 3D and Doom (the classic one) to show the player a more "realistic" sky.
     
  8. Claus601

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    At least 1/2 of you guys will be dead or worse off like moskit
     
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  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    if im anything like him. bald. overweight. drinking problems. please kill me.
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    TBF I'll probably be dead. Kind of surprised I made it to 40 this year.

    If I am alive I'll probably be drinking space juice and dusting my nasal cavity with venus rock whilst finger banging 3 titted mars midgets, before tragically dying while doing full loop da loops in hyper speed train tunnels on my hoverboard, after being chased by universal police for 4d graffing the space queens palace and shitting up her nooch on the galaxy mining holiday, dedicated to kremlon the son of the founder lord of space and time.

    That or I'll be in a wetherspoons talking about new wave embers breaks.
     
  11. Vydx

    Vydx Asian Info Alliance

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    It's a reference to Goldie reminiscing about Blue Note, talking about-- ah you know what, never mind
    http://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/2013/04/nightclubbing-metalheadz-at-blue-note

    By 20 years time I'd probably be interrogated, then waterboarded, then force-fed and finally tortured to death at Guantanamo Bay by the paranoid-- uh I mean Central Intelligence Agency on account of 'suspicious terrorist activities', simply because I couldn't be bothered to shave my beard for a week!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. elspectro29

    elspectro29 Taking applications for European green card wife

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    I'll be 50. Hopefully married to an amazing European woman, maybe traveling a lot, who knows...

    A few well known producers/label owners will have died, with Ant TC1 taking over running the labels

    Culture Shock still won't have released an album

    Optical will be battling with the distributor over his 40 Years Of Optical compilation

    High Contrast will shave his head after he realizes his jewfro/fivehead combination looks ridiculous, Danny Byrd responds by growing out his hair for the first time and it turns out it's a jewfro

    Kid Drama will release the long awaited second Jon Convex album after doing four KD albums and another Mikarma album

    Nu:Tone will be running Hospital

    Calibre will still be churning out tunes at an astonishing rate, with Shelflife 15 due out in April and his 24th non-Shelflife album, entitled "Probably", near the end of the year

    LSB will have his own label, or may take over Soul:R, I don't know, I'm tipsy

    dBridge will have made 17 group albums with others but still won't have released another solo album

    Ditto for Consequence

    Jeremy Clarkson will have somehow outlived James May and Richard Hammond
     
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  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I honestly think we'll all be dead...

    This whole US/Russia/China thing is not going to end well.