where the fuck should i go to eat

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Well it picked the best restaurant within 20 minutes of my gaff which is kudos for a bot. But then it picked a mediocre boozer so it lost a few points there.
     
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    :lol: it suggested Tescos
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u laugh Adam, but when i was a truck driver in England, Tesco's was one of the best for a random pt of milk, crossonts & random other bakery food (y).
     
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    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I wrote HERE and it didn't have a clue about nothing.

    whicjh is bollocks as i know for a fact there is a swanky wimpy near by. i usually go there as the waitress has fantastic breast. the other breast is a bit shit like an old deflated balloon. its the tits equivilent of the film twins. but if danny de vito was anorexic abnd had clearly given up on life.

    she could be a page 3 queen if she only did profile shots to her right.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    pics of the boob for verification.
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i can describe it in words.

    it's like an ageless swollen velvet cushion that the gods retreat to for comfort, the breast mother nature suckled on.

    The other one is like a flacid bin bag that has been half emptied of its rubbish by a gay aids cat that has mange. all wonky like a burst cyst on a trolls thumb.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    why ruin the first boob by explaining the dead one second?

    i just threw up a lil.

    fail.
     
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    WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GO TO
    ROKERS DRIVING RANGE

    :twitchy: