where the fuck is ....

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  1. EWOKS

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    the saville jokes ...

    its Halloween , kids knocking on doors , wanting a trick or treat .. saville headlining the papers ...

    and ive heard fuck all jokes ..

    someone tell me a gooden.. restore some faith
     
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    lol
     
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    In respect to Jimmy Savile's wishes, his family want the allegations put to bed while they're still young.

    jimmy walked into a clothes store, put on a teenagers jacket, fitted well, whereas he couldn't fit into the trousers. He ended up squeezing into children's bottoms!



    the only two I've heard, not amazing but not too bad either.
     
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    They found jimmy savilles diary.

    His last entry was 10 years old.
     
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    The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.

    They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.
     
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    My wife asked me to take her to the bedroom and make her feel young again.

    She wasn't impressed with the white wig and cigar.
     
  8. EWOKS

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    winston
     
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    What do you call a paedophile who thanks you afterwards?
    Jimmy Civil.

    Got my Halloween outfit. Blonde wig, tracksuit, gold chain and cigar.That should scare the little fuckers.

    "Now then. Now then. Now then. Guys and gals. Welcome to Top of the Pops.Straight in at thirteen .... me!"

    When will these Jimmy savile allegations ever end?Police are now saying that Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.

    What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and Weetabix? Weetabix still comes in 12's.

    I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.

    Audley Harrison...The worst thing to enter a ring since Jimmy Saville's cock.

    Felix Baumgarter-the fastest thing to plummet since the price of Jimmy Savile memorabilia.
    Why did Jimmy Savile cross the road?
    To get to the children's hospital.

    I just bumped into Rolf Harris in Tesco. I said, "I remember you doing two little boys in 1970". He said, fuck off, that was Jimmy Saville.
     
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    'and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids' - Jimmy Saville 2012
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    yes joey. :lickface:
     
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    I dont believe all these jimmy saville allegations, he was a good man.

    He once fixed it for me to milk a cow in the dark
     
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    freddy star, gary glitter and jimmy saville.

    theres a 3some u cant say no to