Where do the Spanish Throw Donkeys Off Churches?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Always intrigued me, wouldnt mind going to have a look. Apparently on a religious day.

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    All I've got is this place so far. But doesnt sound like a religious event would mark it

     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is this what gives the spanish their mental advantage over the rest of iberia, will we benefit in the same way i wonder. next world championships in anything let alone curling
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Huh, you learn something everyday. I'll bring the biggest jackass I can find... d.e.r.p. wanna go to Spain?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its really only a way to speed up evolution. throw enough donkeys off that cliff and one donkey will invariably sprout wings, the laws of evolution are very clear on this.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Why would you let a guy throw your donkey off a cliff just because its of lesser value. Guy should have shown his steed more respect, probably taken him on many perilous cliff pass journeys. Id have thrown the guy off the cliff and took his donkey.
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    That's two donkeys you have to deal with and they aren't quite the best companions.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think you probably have infinitly more knowledge on the subject than I do. Isnt Kansas a wild frontier with secret portals of witches and midgets, dont think donkeys would be too good in such circumstances. What would you recommend and you can count out a bumming in a tent no matter how pretty the stars look.
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Throw both them bitches off the cliff and walk on.
     
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    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    :rofl: Nailed it.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    How about I confuse the fuck out of the guy, tell him its a zebra, how would he know it aint seeing as its the 16th Century, and it has mystical powers to help him walk like a spider over the cliff and round, thus making him fool to his doom. The bloody Spanish fool probably believes anything
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    You could try it out he would probably call you a witch and send you to LogroƱo.
     
  13. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Saw a TV doc a few years ago, with them throwing goats off church towers. Think it was for some Saint's day.

    They also had a rope tied across the road with live chickens hanging from it, tied by they feet. Fellas on horses then took turns riding under and reaching up and yanking the heads off the chickies.

    Grim.

    http://www.faace.co.uk/bfiestas.htm

    Fucked up...
     
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  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    title should be 'Why do the Spanish Throw Donkeys Off Churches?'