where can i buy swan?

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  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i want to buy some swan meat to make a curry or just to have a sunday roast. i would go hunting but i dont want the 25 years in prison seeing its the queens bird and all
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I'd imagine Swan tastes rank and they're cunts.
     
  3. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Swans break arms
    Chicken taste good
     
  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    just use duck?
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i dont think theres a law in eating it but if you accidently run it over you are not aloud to pick it up and you have to report it to the police.

    i wouldnt be surprised if all swan in the uk are electronicly tagged
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i remember some of my brothers mates knocked a swan out an pulled its wings off
    they were a strange bunch
     
  9. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    Theres a lake over the back of my house which has swans in. Its in the middle of no where really so if i go after one no one will try to stop me.
    For a tidy sum i'll catch one and post it to you if you like?

    Anyone after any other waterbirds, its a pretty big lake
     
  10. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    wtf...
     
  11. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    You could eat the meat, and get the head and neck stuffed and make a rather fetching pimp stick
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I could get you a Swan, no hassle, black or white. Fuck, I could rustle you up a Dodo within a weeks notice. I'll be behind the back of The Cinema at Basildon, in a blue Datsun. Ask for Tim the destroyer, and say it in angry bristolian accent, or the deal is off and you'll get you shoes stolen.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I want a pelican and flamingo
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    a tasty specimen would do me
     
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    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    or any bird
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Gemma Atkinson Madras has a nice ring to it :D
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    I´ll never understand why UKs call girls birds..over here its pretty much an insult to call someone a bird :lol:
     
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    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    ^ This. Any animal for that matter.
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    sure is uppetty la de da in here.
     
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    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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