where can i buy swan?

Kenneth4Eva

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i want to buy some swan meat to make a curry or just to have a sunday roast. i would go hunting but i dont want the 25 years in prison seeing its the queens bird and all
 

Kenneth4Eva

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i dont think theres a law in eating it but if you accidently run it over you are not aloud to pick it up and you have to report it to the police.

i wouldnt be surprised if all swan in the uk are electronicly tagged
 

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i remember some of my brothers mates knocked a swan out an pulled its wings off
they were a strange bunch
 

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Theres a lake over the back of my house which has swans in. Its in the middle of no where really so if i go after one no one will try to stop me.
For a tidy sum i'll catch one and post it to you if you like?

Anyone after any other waterbirds, its a pretty big lake
 

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I could get you a Swan, no hassle, black or white. Fuck, I could rustle you up a Dodo within a weeks notice. I'll be behind the back of The Cinema at Basildon, in a blue Datsun. Ask for Tim the destroyer, and say it in angry bristolian accent, or the deal is off and you'll get you shoes stolen.
 

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Theres a lake over the back of my house which has swans in. Its in the middle of no where really so if i go after one no one will try to stop me.
For a tidy sum i'll catch one and post it to you if you like?

Anyone after any other waterbirds, its a pretty big lake
I want a pelican and flamingo
 
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