When Will This Asphyxi-wank Madness Stop?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Too many of my heroes are falling to this craze. 1st the MP found hanging in womens underwear with a satsuma in his mouth, Michael Hutchence, Bill with the balls and neck in Bangkok, and now the gay dude with the bald midget chum selling houses.

    When will the madness stop
     
  2. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    My morning and evening asphyxi-wanks are essential to my feeling of general wellbeing.


    I can create a rudimentary noose out of pretty much anything nowdays; chicken wire, violin strings, dental floss, you name it, I'll wrap it round me and dangle like a fruit while furiously choke-wanking.


    :lighter: Fallen Soldiers :lighter:


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    2000 Posts! I think I deserve a cupboard based quickie, give me your shoelaces jmz...
     
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  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    who is the gay dude with the bald midget. this sounds like a tv show i could get my teeth into
     
  4. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    <geordie>"This week in the big broother household, the housemates have been given a gallows which they must errect in time for the next round of evictions..."</geordie>
     
  5. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    I reckon all the kids will be doing it soon...
     
  6. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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  7. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ive done it. im not proud of it but ive done it. it beats crab porn
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Nothing, but NOTHING beats crab porn.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    youve done it? serious?
     
  10. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    most nights
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  12. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    Watching a crab asphyxi-wank itself makes me hungry...dont get me started on lobsters!
     
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  13. Borf™

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    I heard the danger wank for lobsters were jumping in a tub of boiling water, then cumming and jumping out before becoming food.
     
  14. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    Yeah except they call it a hot flush (I know lobster lingo ya know)
     
  15. Gumby

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    surely cry-wank...
     
  16. Moskit

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    Can I post fishes in mans bunghole now? :teeth:
     
  17. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    It's 2010 man, not only can you anally insert fishes but the RSPCA can't fucking touch ya...
     
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  19. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    Sorry dude cry wanking is so last year...however i still will bust a few in 2 double o 10 just for nostagic purposes