WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH YOUR DECKS DURING A SET = ANGER!

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Just got back from the custard factory where i did the opening set for a mates birthday party. Was rollin it out as usual, tingz were all going smoothly and i was building up to a killaz don't die/robocop (taxman rmx) double drop and some CUNT came up to the mixing desk and put both his hands flat on either deck (knocking one of the needles flying in the process) and pulled them both back a few bars...

I swear to God in that moment i was ready to chop him up into little pieces and feed him to his family

Anyone else had a problem like this when playing out?
 

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was he just some punter wanted a rewind or what?
it's not on either way.
it'd even annoy me if an mc did it, ya na.
 

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was he just some punter wanted a rewind or what?
it's not on either way.
it'd even annoy me if an mc did it, ya na.
foxy did it to hype at new years.

yeah had a 2 day house party at mine last weekend, one of my mates is a hardcore liqud fan and he hates clipz, i remember dropping slippery slopes into selecta, wicked mix too it was, then bam outta nowhere he pulled it back yellin clipz fckin shit!

i mean yeah that tunes been played but fuck off innit
 

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I remember cunt leaned over the barrier and stopped the DJ's record so he could look at what dub he was playing, and the DJ chinned him. Can't remember which DJ it was but it was some years ago now.
 

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Just got back from the custard factory where i did the opening set for a mates birthday party. Was rollin it out as usual, tingz were all going smoothly and i was building up to a killaz don't die/robocop (taxman rmx) double drop and some CUNT came up to the mixing desk and put both his hands flat on either deck (knocking one of the needles flying in the process) and pulled them both back a few bars...

I swear to God in that moment i was ready to chop him up into little pieces and feed him to his family

Anyone else had a problem like this when playing out?
Mate..... i would actually take one of the tunes off the deck and throw it at him...... hopefull cut his face with it.... dont care about the tune id go buy a next one...... it would be well worth it if it tought the fuker never to touch my decks again.

I have a proper deep down hate for them people!!....... Touch my decks..... ill throw a fukin slice of vinyl at your head...... fair deal???
 

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Mate..... i would actually take one of the tunes off the deck and throw it at him...... hopefull cut his face with it.... dont care about the tune id go buy a next one...... it would be well worth it if it tought the fuker never to touch my decks again.

I have a proper deep down hate for them people!!....... Touch my decks..... ill throw a fukin slice of vinyl at your head...... fair deal???
fuck yeah man, i wont let my mates touch my tunes, let alone if they did it while i wer playing!
id be cutting hands off with rusty saw's
 

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It happens, get security to chuck the buggers out. I do.

I also hate when fuckers try and get behind the decks on the stage when you're playing. They stand there behind you just being 'cool' or whatever. Dnb random girls are specialists in that, they don't behave like proper groupies.

Gigs I run, I try and chase these people away - only djs/mcs/promoters on the stage (or behind it) but it keeps on happening, people think they can barge in because they know the dj or just because.
 
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I swear..... when peeps touch my vinyl... they might of well had just reached over extended their baby finger and tickled left testicle with it...... DONT TOUCH MY FUKIN VINYL BITCH!!!
 

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^^^^

you get that a lot then rocks?? bit of testi tickle!!??

haha
yeh man.... wait to your nads are at their danglyist..... stand up.... legs a kimbo..... and get your bird to extend her little finger...... aaannnnnddd TICKLE!!........ GREAT STUFF.....

yeh so.... anyway.... now imagin some random guy doin that...... yeh??..... thats what it feels like when someone touches your decks when your mixin!!

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was he just some punter wanted a rewind or what?
it's not on either way.
it'd even annoy me if an mc did it, ya na.
Just some cunt being a cunt i think, bahh it was fackin irritating


an BARE people kept walkin back an forth behind the mixing desk they all wanted to rack up an skin up there, i didn't really mind apart from the wrecked dickheads who kept knockin into me as they walked past

Apart from that it was a sick night though we set up our own sound system on the top floor of the med bar - My mate just spent 3 and a half grand on a set of top range JBL pro speakers an 2 of the biggest subs ive seen in my life
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This happened to me once at a house party (thats all Iv played out at so far)

a guy came up in front of the dex while i was beatmatchin tryin to request a tune so i ignored him to let him know i was busy then the prick pulled the needle off the tune i was mixin so i chinned the cunt haha

tryed to come back wiv his boys l8r on in the nite but they left with their tail between their legs

fuckin no marks
 
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