When I run the country...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Controller, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Controller

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    These things will be illegal:

    Driving a convertible on a hot sunny day with the roof up.
    Wearing a watch on your right hand.
    Working on a sunday.
    People who can't spell using any form of social media.
    Smegg mayonnaise sammichs.

    I will add more as I think of them

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    The foil on the top of a new bottle of Ribena will be banned, always going in my fucking juice.
     
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    Your country sucks!:finger2:;)
     
  3. $marty

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    ^THIS. I fucking hate it when you get those fucking flecks of foil in your juice! It's not cool
     
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    I was thinking yesterday, the tube is such a depressing place. So if I was the mayor, I would hire one person per carriage on the tubes, to greet everyone and say "WELCOME, TO THINE TUBE!" Obviously he have to be dressed in medieval dress.
    I don't know how it will be economically possible to acheive this, but i'll fucking make it happen
     
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    Raise minimum wage.
    Reduce tax.


    Kill Garth Crooks & Tony Coleman.
     
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    I love this thought.
     
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    Ban carpets...
     
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    People who dont indicate at roundabouts will be shot.
     
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    There's a long list of people who will be publicly hung, Alan Carr & Andy Parsons will be first.
     
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    He wouldnt go down without a fight Controller!
     
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    I might just pay Dan M to headbutt him to death.
     
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    Andy Parsons is lol
     
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    naked thursday's
    national intelligence tests. people who score below a certain mark shall be banished to scotland. no offense scotland but we are also building a wall.
    no bankers, not sure how this will work yet but they can still fuck off!
    no mopeds
    no religious institutions. people who wish to be religious can do so in wales. no offense wales but we are also building a wall.
    free jaffa cakes!
     
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    Who wears a watch on their right hand anyway?
     
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    LOL
     
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    Pretty much solved all domestic issues there mate, haha.
     
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    I do because everybody can see my shiny watch when doing the hitler salute, and believe me I do it often :teeth:
     
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    I'd cull the blacks....Haha, just kidding. I'd put them in camps.
     
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    alongside people with big eyebrows, who e all know are the devil incarnate
     
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    I can thin these bad boys. you'll always be scowled at!