When I run the country...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Controller, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    These things will be illegal:

    Driving a convertible on a hot sunny day with the roof up.
    Wearing a watch on your right hand.
    Working on a sunday.
    People who can't spell using any form of social media.
    Smegg mayonnaise sammichs.

    I will add more as I think of them

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    The foil on the top of a new bottle of Ribena will be banned, always going in my fucking juice.
     
  2. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Your country sucks!:finger2:;)
     
  3. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    ^THIS. I fucking hate it when you get those fucking flecks of foil in your juice! It's not cool
     
  4. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I was thinking yesterday, the tube is such a depressing place. So if I was the mayor, I would hire one person per carriage on the tubes, to greet everyone and say "WELCOME, TO THINE TUBE!" Obviously he have to be dressed in medieval dress.
    I don't know how it will be economically possible to acheive this, but i'll fucking make it happen
     
  5. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Raise minimum wage.
    Reduce tax.


    Kill Garth Crooks & Tony Coleman.
     
  6. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I love this thought.
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Ban carpets...
     
  8. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    People who dont indicate at roundabouts will be shot.
     
  9. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    There's a long list of people who will be publicly hung, Alan Carr & Andy Parsons will be first.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    He wouldnt go down without a fight Controller!
     
  11. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    I might just pay Dan M to headbutt him to death.
     
  12. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Andy Parsons is lol
     
  13. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    naked thursday's
    national intelligence tests. people who score below a certain mark shall be banished to scotland. no offense scotland but we are also building a wall.
    no bankers, not sure how this will work yet but they can still fuck off!
    no mopeds
    no religious institutions. people who wish to be religious can do so in wales. no offense wales but we are also building a wall.
    free jaffa cakes!
     
  14. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Who wears a watch on their right hand anyway?
     
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    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    LOL
     
  16. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Pretty much solved all domestic issues there mate, haha.
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I do because everybody can see my shiny watch when doing the hitler salute, and believe me I do it often :teeth:
     
  18. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    I'd cull the blacks....Haha, just kidding. I'd put them in camps.
     
  19. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    alongside people with big eyebrows, who e all know are the devil incarnate
     
  20. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    I can thin these bad boys. you'll always be scowled at!