Whats your penis' name?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I call mine Charles, I spend most of my day shouting "Sit Down Charles", and occasionally bring the whip, which he likes. Charles likes to sleep in my ass, cuz Charles is big
     
  2. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    Lennox

    Whoever hasn't got a name for their penis and/or their partners tits needs to have a think about their life!
     
  3. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    jimi. and you know why, picture me naked slightly over weight but only round the gut and the face
     
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    Lunos Active Member

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  7. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    MILDRED.

    I HAVE LESBIAN PENIX.
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and what dear sir pray tell as such and like so are you doing awake at this most ungodly hour??
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i'm avoiding getting a hangover by drinking enough to stay drunk for life.
     
  10. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Mine penis is called Mister Muckystick.
     
  12. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Mine's called Pickard, and just as im about to have sex I shout "WARP SPEED CAPTAIN" or "ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH MY FRIEND"



    and No, they dont like it, and No, I dont get to have sex often purely for this reason.
     
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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    mines called dave. he's the only one of my friends my mrs gets along with.
     
  14. Floating Hunter

    Floating Hunter Well-Known Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you call your penis kunt?
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Emanuelle Hercules Ruprect Sebastian Billy Dan Nathaniel Bunter 3D
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    same, except call mine Patridge and i spurt out classics like "Let battle commence"
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    knick-knack

    as in .. With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
    Give a dog a bone,
    This old man came rolling home
     
  20. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    when i've not washed for a few days i call mine Chris Crocker because his breath stinks of cum.