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  1. Dan M

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    mine is the cock and balls. nothing better than seeing a hairy cock and balls on a clean white wall with little spike hairs protruding from the scrote and a dotted line for the piss.

    i also enjoy dave woz ere.

    anyway
     
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    I like calling people scoundrel or scallywag, no need for obsenities to get the point accross
     
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    Comedy Penis rules.

    As do Swastikas.
     
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    Fuck couldnt understand what this thread was about originally

     
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    i fucked sarah ere is good because you know its blatantly a lie.
     
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    on the back of the bog door at work it says "bongs are ace" two things strike me about this..........

    1) its says ace so must have been written by a northerner
    2) the only other northerner at work is the chief exec. surely not?????
     
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    "i wos ere, ere i woz, woz i ere? yes i was" this was always a classic

    or

    "if you notice this notice u will notice this notice is not worth noticing" is another belter...

    but u cant beat the classic meat n two to scare the girls.
     
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    damn you gloxxy, beat me to it!

    puck you miss!
     
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    how is any of this different from what you guys normally say>? if its not typed that way i always ad the accent all while reading it