Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rob_del_terror, Feb 26, 2010.
......a killer whale eating your trainer
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yes...boss joke...i am requesting permission to use that one lad
A shoe chewing your dog i would have thought!
LOL, Quality! I'll probaly find myself using that one over the weekend...
fire at will!!!!
i think getting aids off a fat guy you gave pity fuck to in prison even though youre not really gay
or even worse, being 12 and making a wish on a fortune telling machine at an amusement park to be older, then waking up the next day as tom hanks and you get fired from your job as a lawyer because you have gay aids. then you crash land on an island and your best friend is a football.
it would be well bad.
going to the moon on behalf of the make a wish foundation then finding out your better and cant go.
booking a 2-week lads holiday to Ibiza, then a ridiculous rule banning clubbing, sex and drinking on the island. then falling off a speedboat in the sea.....and then having a killer whale eating your trainer.
giving head to an 80 year old man who has never washed his penis
Having to take a shit halfway through a meal.
As opposed to shitting whilst eating. Win.
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