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I'm planning a trip to go see the family and everything. Gonna leave in time for that Shogun night in Bournemouth [Brap!!] [Should I get tickets like now though, or do you s'pose it can wait 'til I'm over?] and planning on returning like the week after so what's up? Any nights on? Crazy naked ketamine raves in some soggy field? Anyone on here playing out in the Bournemouth-to-London-ish area? Anyone just up for a hang? I'm down for just about anything as long as it involves having a good time and I'd like to check out this thing called Nando's. I think it's either a curry house or like a fried chicken kind of place..

Might spend a few days in London if I can find a couch to crash on, I think my mum's friend is reliable..

So - what's up?
 
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Giving the personality difference between Apecat and Akmed. I say don't meet up Akmud, Apecat might rape you, or at the very least do your mother while you cry and jerk off in the corner.
 

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Wait, when in august? I already booked plane tickets, going home on the second..

And I thought I'd made it quite clear I don't rape. People.

The only thing I would rape, ever, would be an alien and I don't even think I'd know it would be rape, I just don't think I could control myself, watching its strangely humanoid features yet its uncanny semblance to us, its defencelessness - stranded on an unfamiliar planet, lightyears away from home. Something, something deep down inside me, tells me that I'd feel and want to express universal love for this weird yet sexy creature.. And that urge could not be tamed..
 

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Wait, when in august? I already booked plane tickets, going home on the second..

And I thought I'd made it quite clear I don't rape. People.

The only thing I would rape, ever, would be an alien and I don't even think I'd know it would be rape, I just don't think I could control myself, watching its strangely humanoid features yet its uncanny semblance to us, its defencelessness - stranded on an unfamiliar planet, lightyears away from home. Something, something deep down inside me, tells me that I'd feel and want to express universal love for this weird yet sexy creature.. And that urge could not be tamed..
10th and 11th
 

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Yeah, that's not going to work..

But anything going down between Monday 23rd and Thursday 2nd I'm there, I'm literally starved for a proppa night out!!
 

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Photek and High Contrast on the 25th.

How hard was that?

So yeah, gonna stay in London for that which means I'll spend three or four nights there, if anyone knows of any cheap hostel or two couches...
 

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Okay, thinking Random Concept Summer Whatever might be fun and I've got a place to crash if I go. So if anyone's going and want someone to split the petrol money with you holla' at me, a'ight?

Because the way the schedule's set up right now it's looking like I'll be donating quite a bit to British Rail..

London - Bournmouth, Bournemouth - Birmingham, Birmingham - Bournemouth and then finally Bournemouth - London..

It just doesn't add up.. Maybe I should get like an Interrail ting?
 

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Wait, when in august? I already booked plane tickets, going home on the second..

And I thought I'd made it quite clear I don't rape. People.

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YOU MEAN LIKE AN IMIGRANT?! YOU ONLY RAPE IMMIGRANT?!?! HEAHEAHEAHAEHAEH GOOD CALL BUT i hardly think thats appropriate to admit to, even like this, online, on an obscure forum.


have fun in london, and i will be drunk to this, joining men like us everywhere, and immigrants.
 
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Drinking soundtrack. This was like four years of my life, smashing beer bottles against the Police station walls scaring ladies old ladies with UZI's made from cardboard and getting into fights on the playground.
 
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you did say you only rape aliens, i can only assume you mean immigrants. and fair play to ya, vagrants, immigrants, whores, nobody will know if they turn up missing. why should they turn up missing you may ask, after rape, as it were. and i think were all born in our own way, special needs, well. we all have special needs. and some people need what they need and so forth. thats a good song, damn fine tbpfh, will you be doing that bike ride in amsterdam you were saying
/ ? there is plenty of that kind of product here, humans that came from nothing, barely living anywhere, and going nowhere. its like an all you can rape buffet. youre on that list btw. want to be a dead boy.
 
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