Whats the worst thing you have ever smoked?

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I could tell you bag, bone, changra, peyote & salvia stories, but thats boring...

    Nobody cares about normal stuff, so don't post it in this thread.

    Dried Banana Skins as a yout', standard when run out of hash, migrane city.

    I once vapourised a weighed gram of Hamster Shit after a bottle of Vodka when £37 was on the table, I won, on many levels.

    I inhaled from a burning piece of plastic guttering aged 14, as I had no Embassy No.1's & smoke out of my mouth was cool, passing out & carbon monoxide poisoning was all the rage.

    Worst of all...

    I/we (mates), used to love off cannabis so hard, we'd goto any lengths to get it, or get high from it...

    Scraping the inside of bucket/lung bottles/pipes for resin then smoking that. etc

    Summary - No form of THC for days, a idea is put out amongst the group:

    "Do you think if we crushed up a couple of Paracetomol & burnt it in the bucket we would get a buzz?"

    - Subsequent game of Paper, Scissors, Stone to see who would be Guinea Pig.
    - I lost.
    - Thick, green, dense, harsh smoke from 2 x 500mg Paracetomols in a 3 Litre Bottle.
    - 4 x hours of vomitting & crying.
    - A lifetime of shame.

    Now you share :D

    Honesty is the key in this thread.
     
  2. Quartus

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    Peppermint tea, when I was 14.
     
  3. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    i smoked a joint in the front pages of a bible once (the ones without anuthing on them) but it still ahd like gold round the edges and was pretty rough
     
  4. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Dried banana skins, nutmeg and tea leaves as a yout.

    I've chonged several E's in buckets, lungs and joints in the past.
     
  5. luciduk

    luciduk Active Member

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    yeah when i was in school me and my mate built zoots from a4 paper and kitchen herbs/spices from my mums spice rack. filled out with sugar to keep it burning apparantly.


    other than that i save roaches and make generations all the time.
     
  6. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    can't think if i've ever smoked anything abnormal. i'm assuming i have and it may come back to me.

    i'll tell you a story though, once upon a time, t'was the night of bispham gala. me and my pal sat with a lot of crumbled up dog biscuit giving it to anyone that came through the door, in buckets, passed of as the new resin that our guy had in. must of been at least 10 lads smoked this shit. we put a cheeky layer of resin over the top as to hide the doggy biccies. we told em all the next day.
    one lad refused to believe he'd smoked dog biscuit. ha.

    in fact, i do recall smoking tablets of any variety. legal and illegal.

    i preferred to snort stuff. no more nails, pepper, tabasco sauce, fag ash, worms, green...anything thats lying about basically.....my own eyebrows
     
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  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah E buckets were big back in the day...

    All about leaving the gauze in & next man, fresh as a daisy the day after having 4 or 5 E residue buckets in what he believed to be a pure Orange Bud hit! :D
     
  8. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I haven't smoked anything odd that I can think of... I snorted pro plus once when I couldn't get any sniff haha... it burnt.
     
  9. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    oak leaves!
    some jew told us it worked.
    it didn't
     
  10. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    ha, moskits full of uselees info :teeth:
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Hahaha. Evil.
     
  12. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    done that... except with writting on, it was the genisis 1:12 'and i give you all the seed bearing plants and herbs to use' page!

    also smoked a valium, weed and hash joint one comedown... was beautiful!

    to be honest, smoked many a thing at stupid oclock at a house party cos everyone is pissed and up for it... i've got a mate who loves to snort shit, did a phat line of curry powder once!
     
  13. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Fuck me Moskit. Paracetamol?



    You know what I get up to, and I'm considering that full on suicidally hardcore... Kudos!
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    when we ran out of hash back in the day, see wed smoke hash pipes, and you could scrape those out, cos the 'digger' (later from ratos, cant recall who made them before) had a cup on top and you could lift that up with all the black gunk underneath. so you take that and you add nail polish remover, mix that up and... then you burn it away on a spoon i think it was and you was left with these ox blood colored drops of what was beleived to be hash oil. so you rub a bunch of tobacco in that and smoke it in your pipe. which im sure got nothing to with cannabis at allim gay
     
  15. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    we used to smoke the oils from inside my porcelain pipes when we were dry. that stuff used to get u absolutely toasted. i've broke a few pipes in the past to get to the good stuff.
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah resins a standard.

    But with Nail Polish Remover?

    Fucking lol :rofl:

    Why?

    I'm sure it would give you a buzz, but not needed, I love it.

    May aswell have just drunk the Nail Polish remover & been done with it... :)

    Excellent :thumbsup:
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    me and my mates we used to do a night called Jasbof, at the time we are young and fuckin BAD wreck heads, we used to do Gary Buckets....now if ya from liverpool u will know a Gary is a Pill/ecstasy (A Gary Ablett) we used to crush up a bean, put it in the bowl of a bucket in the sink, cream it up and sniff the juices through our noses, now i know this is PROPA grimy and horrible, but well funny at the time,i am suprised we are all still alive.
     
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  18. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    THC is probably soluable in polar solvents (need to check) and the acetone in the nail polish remover would work well, while the oils would dissolve better in a non-polar solvent, but acetone will get some of it.

    Anyway, once you have your solution you need but evaporate off the acetone to leave the oils and thc. Acetone is nice and volatile so it should be rather quick. Provided the nail remover was a brand with a 99% acetone content I'd say this was a bloody effective method.
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Fairplay...

    I thought it was the piercings & swedishness had sent him mad.

    :rofl:
     
  20. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    yeah, dont some of the resin creating equipments use butane for similar reasons?


    dodgiest thing i ever smoked was pro plus. my mate was convinced it was a great idea to crumble it into a joint, for an extra bit of highness, so we did, and didn't get any higher... but it tasted like shit as i recall