Whats the worst thing that could happen to you during a MC battle?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Caressed by another man?

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  2. SMDtheMC

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    lol oh man, suprised Jay never played that on the Summer Jam screen when they were beefing
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    come on now mate, we both know that is the best thing you could hope for if you picked up a mic
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Microphones never helped anybody.
     
  6. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    how about a roundhouse from DFD

     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i love dumbfoudead i have never seen something as awesome as this. spring, 2010, my 29th year on this planet.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i love him but it does look like hes a little bit far away to land that kick, now im not saying he didnt but it does look a little far away
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ...its not real. its available on youtube from like 3 different angles and all of them from his own (dumbfouded) account and he wouldnt want this online if it was real. im dissapointed in the lack of real violence. im going to go watch incest porn. and eat kebab. you know what im going down redlight to moke chronic. im so jaded i could shit.
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    a rectal breach with fish would be pretty bad mid battle i suspect
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Your going the long way round in saying the Chinaman could never beat down anyone. I've been thinking the same thing but I've been smirking to myself as you try and figure it out, thought I'd better step in to stop any more awkwardness. Unless the Chinaman has clown feet although that wouldnt account for the obvious racial downside he has been born with. I blame the mother.
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    ye man it was a viral video he made to promote himself, a rip on all those high school MC battles that jus end in scuffles, first time u see it's well convincing, the guys youtube channel is worth watching tho, this was a particular highlight

     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah its good but it still doesnt account for the fact that Logikz has a problem with Chinamen.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Guy has odd tastes aswell Galt McDermot, Dan the Automator, Prince Paul and J-Live is all good, but Roisin Murphy aint she the bird that sang the house song Bring It Back
     
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    can't believe i forgot to post this; this might be the second and third worst things that could happen to u at a battle





    and for those that can't understand hiphop slang

     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    1996 called said they wanted their youtube back. and think jennifer aniston haircut is hot. spice girls just came out. all computers will break on new years, four years from now.
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I think this wins.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont know man doesnt look that bad. the fish in anus scenario likes me alot worse
     
  20. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    you could try to squeek out a little fart and blow liquid curry through your underwear and pants.