Whats the strangest thing you ever considered putting your pecker into?

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  1. Thin and crispy

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    Just seen the story of the chinese guy fucking a bench again so thought i'd ask...

    post pics if neccessary

    :teeth:
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Your mum.





























    /forgive me.
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Would like to know how that is possible....not for any particular reason
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  7. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Hmmmm lets see:

    peanut butter
    mayonase
    jelly/jams
    petroleum jelly
    a watermelon
    a stuffed animal
    wet mud
    wet sand
    folded bedsheets
    yogurt
    mashed potatoes
    a warm pie
    playdoh
    oatmeal
    cantolope
    a bagel
    the couch
    jello
    torn pillow
    Radius


    ummm I think that about covers it
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Oh, Spliff's stubbleh stubble.

    Made my bell end itch.
     
  9. JJEC

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    Does your penis talk as well? Cause it sounds like your feeding the damn thing.
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    a short chubby ginger bird. no idea why, but i figure she just needs a good porking
     
  11. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    tho could be slightly loose.
     
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  12. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    It would seem so wouldn't it? It's just that certain foods have the best consistencies for penis insertion.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    haha a bagel
     
  14. Gumby

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    so i went to a bonfire party on the weekend, we drove our party bus there so we had somewhere to sleep, we got real drunk and there were people firing guns and a small canon which was really loud, it was a real hick-fest and then some guy decided to run over the top of the bonfire and he slipped and fell and caught on fire so they put him in the shower and an ambulance came and took him away and so anyway i disappeared back to the bus with my boyfriend and we were going at it, you know how it is, if the bus is rocking dont come knocking style, i was quite enjoying the evenings proceedings until his cock slipped out and he quickly jammed it back IN THE WRONG HOLE ... oh the agony... luckily we were at a hick-fest redneck party cos no one noticed when i was walking like a cowboy. the end.
     
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    amazing
     
  16. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    So what you're trying to tell us is that you are answering on your b/f's behalf in this thread.

    The answer ofcourse, is 'up my girlfriends arsehole'.

    Not very individual. But still quite comedic.

    But you still haven't told us the strangest place YOU'VE stuck your dinkle :(
     
  17. Gumby

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    considering i am answering on other peoples behalf. let me also answer for indi...

    the strangest thing indi has ever considered putting his pecker into is a thai lady-boy :lol:
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Surely there wouldn't be consideration?

    Maybe a moment of disgust. But once you're in there it's pretty much bombs away :teeth:
     
  19. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    But in this case Karen's end;)
     
  20. Gumby

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    boom-tish

    :lol:

    ---------- Post added at 11:11 ---------- Previous post was at 11:04 ----------

    i heard about this girl who stole a test tube from the school's science lab cos she thought it would make a good dildo. she took it home and started using it. she got a shock when her mum walked in her room and she quickly closed her legs. the test tube shattered inside her and she had to be taken to hospital to get the glass removed from her snatch.