What's The Best Hangover Cure?

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  1. Presty On Tour

    Presty On Tour Member

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    Mine would go something like this:

    Wake up and have silence outside
    Spliff and cup of tea brought to me to enjoy in bed
    Blowjob of the bird for my morning glory
    Power shower
    Cooked breakfast
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Heroin or more alcohol
     
  3. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    ive actually been experimenting with this for time, the only thing that has actually HELPED during a hangover is crackin another can of beer.

    tea sooths teh hangover, bifta can send u either way.
     
  4. Lunos

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    a one legged thai prostitute with a cock and and an eye patch
     
  5. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    hmmm as my mate put it, if ur a guy no matter how shit u feel u can always wank urself out of it.
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    No way dont wank never wank on a hangover.
     
  7. Wellsy

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    don't drink in the first place....besides there is no cure!!
     
  8. Lunos

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    alas

    the best cure is the search button, it can do great things my dear lad
     
  9. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    other than that.. drink water before you go to sleep.. and plenty of after you wake up. FOOD.
     
  10. Presty On Tour

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    Sound advice, apologies all round.
     
  11. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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  12. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I've got a few remedies for different budgets, all work really well.
    Essentially, the things you need for a cure is sugar to give you energy and stop your body from crashing, grease/oil to soak up the excess alcohol in your stomach and lots of water to rehydrate yourself. As long as you remember these 3 key elements, you can make a hangover cure from anything

    My personal fave is a litre of water, a litre of orange juice when you wake up, take a shower and chill out for a bit, then have a fried breakfast, and then a Bloody Mary

    If you're a bit skint, a litre of water, 2 bottles of original lucozade, a pack of ready salted crisps and a mars bar, will give you everything your body need to feel better.

    Never, under any circumstances, smoke when you have a hangover, it reduces the oxygen to the brain and makes you feel worse. Nor should you start drinking again, because your hangover is caused (especially the headache) by dehydration, and drinking beer causes further dehydration. Bloody Mary's are ok because they are practically a meal (tomato juice, salt & pepper, tobasco, etc) and give a lot of vitamins/minerals to aid.

    And do not use aspirin/ibuprofin to try to rid your headache. Again, your headache is caused by dehydration and using painkillers thins your blood, carrying less oxygen to the brain.

    Follow these steps and you can overcome any hangover.
     
  13. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    greasey grub, sit in the tub, play with ya sub, rubba dub dub
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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  15. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Alternatively I recommend

    2 banana's - Potasium for energy
    2 Paracetamol
    Pint of Milk

    Top up with brews and fry up to suit.
     
  16. Yorkshire Tony

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    fry up,
    tea,
    prawn cocktail crisps,
    an extra hour kip after the fry up
    & coca cola.....

    job done
     
  17. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Why not? Some of my best wanks occur whilst hungover..
    1. Bottle of water
    2. Fried breakfast
    3. Can of coke and a ciggerette (if you were smoking and drinking caffeine the night before your body misses these substances)
    4. Wank / Blowjob
    5. Sleep
     
  18. djhektikz

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    more alcohol! or berroca tablets! on another note has anyone ever wanked on a come down?? i did once and it made me come up again! took bout half hour to spurt my load though.
     
  19. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Yeah mate the same happened here, i was buzzin afterwards but it took ages and my cock was well sore..
     
  20. mansell

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    TEA.
    AND LOTS OF IT.