Whats teh longest you ever held out on taking a dump

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I ain't gonna poll this, but I managed not to poop for 3 days once...anyone beat that ...only wondring cos I need a shit
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Fucking holding this one for 4 hours now. Turtle head status already..fuck I am practically prairie dogging
     
  5. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    im holding right now i'll post results later son fo sho
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    2 and a bit weeks.

    IBS FTL.
     
  7. losty

    losty losty2010

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    this is rather unhealthy...lol
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Just a bit lol.

    The laxative the doctor gave me was fucking tonk.
    Felt like i was shitting a baby.
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    put it this way.... i have never taken a dump at a festival
     
  10. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Only about 24 hours.. I have a fast metabolism, my digesive system is healthy and one of the greatest pleasures in life is taking a shit
     
  11. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    In the army, seen, was this 1 guy in my squad who didnt want to take a shit in the woods when we were out in a field excercise for 6 days straight. He didn't shit once during that time. We decided to give him some lone time in the toilets once we got to the barracks. Said he must have lost 3 kg's after that session.
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Irriitable Bowel Syndrome? doesn't that make you shit whenever, wherever?

    anyway, i hate shitting in public toilets, so when i was on a residential hockey camp when i was 14 or so it was about 4 days, just couldn't face it. (also the piss poor food they gave me meant i pissed most of it out instaed)
     
  13. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    that is true to our male form, but women, they lack the prostatic joys us men have. Poor things!

    WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

    The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

    WRONG! CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. and to shit!

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  14. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    twelve weeks
     
  15. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Not sure, that's waht the doctor said it was anyway.
    Whatever it was, it was bloody awful.
    Couldn't eat much as my stomach/intestine was pretty fucking full. :(
     
  16. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    probly about 3-4 days its fuckin horrible i find the longer i leave it the less i need to go until im literally full of shit! then it only comes out it small doses!lol
    so try an go atleast once a day now:teeth:
     
  17. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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  18. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    thi, once a day, everyday
     
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    im usualy once a day, but if im somewhere i dont feel comfortable shitting (lol) then i dont even think about it, dont even get the urge...
     
  20. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    5 days twice, one time i took a shit and tore my ring so had to go get a op to inject botox on it to help it heal